Was there with my wife and my folks. My dad is the most lukewarm Rockies fan among us (he likes them, but has always been meh on baseball and mainly relies on my mom to keep him informed of their record, which is usually trash by this time of year). We were all on our feet when Nolan came to the plate. Then that first…

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

“We’re here to honor both baseball’s unwritten rules and America’s fallen heroes.” - New Era Cap Co.

It sickens me to see such a solemn holiday cheapened to sell - oh

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

“Yeah, but IS it what it is?”

He really dinged the donger

Not trying to make it about me

The Nationals outscored the Rockies 46-29 in a four-game series.

That wasn’t the D’Antne Demery I knew.

Was looking for something by Rom, but I’ll take this too.

What the fuck are all these words?

You were on the “Bill” train and glossed right over “Clinton”.

It’s not unfair to say that people are just more angry and wound up in general these days, pretty much across the board...

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Stick to criticizing both of their shitty policies, but sometimes on here the bully writing can be a little sophomoric.

Under Schrödinger’s Browns’ Cat Corollary, the cat in the box can be considered both alive and dead until the box is opened, unless the Browns draft the box, in which case you don’t need to open the box because the cat is definitely dead.