Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

HE WAS AH FACKIN PAWHNCH TAH THA FACKIN KAWK

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

Hope he’s got a hefty insurance policy for when the Marlins decide to throw 95 into his ribs to soothe their hurted feefees, because baseball is a sport played by grown men.

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Poor take. You can have issues with the government but still respect the country

Lol sweet straw man Timmy. Really knocked it out of the park there!

I'm dreading to think about why the female 16 & 17 year olds have the highest poverty, but it is magically solved for the 18-24 year olds.

Pros:

Fuck pigeons.

Is there anywhere we can go to find a summary of all this new information?

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

thx i’m dumb now

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

I am sorry I became the big bad Pissboy. I am now the Swimmin’ Prince and the big bad Pissboy for I have brought my body’s water onto the land in a shameful way. In the water land where I live, one must only smile and relax and allow the piss to flow from within. We live in the piss pools and we die in the piss pools.…

I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

We’re all accountable, BarfRocket.

HE FUCKING QUIT