I used to freelance for American Media, and one thing you learn around there is the stuff they have on people that they DON’T publish, which they use as leverage to keep writing about a person (“you might not like that we’re saying this about you, but try to stop us and we’ll write about this much bigger thing we have…

Bye son!

I was a Democrat living in California in February 2008, and all of us CA Dems had eight options on our primary ballot to choose the next Democratic nominee for POTUS. John Edwards had withdrawn from the race by the time, but I (and 193,616 other California Democrats) put a check next to his name. He finished third in…

I’m thinking when Flart addressed his audience is when it really sunk in that not only was he recording, but people were watching. Honestly the guy held pretty steady and did what he had to do through most of it (firing someone is stressful for most feeling humans), but I think a little panic crept in at the end there.

You can ask anything you like.  Doesn’t mean you’re legally entitled to get what you asked.

I know this guy who worked for McDonalds back in the 80's as a high school job. He worked the register, so one day, he ripped a fart so loud, nearly everyone on the floor heard it.

You know - If I had to imagine the face of the guy who got fired for posting his farts... Yeah. Pretty much that guy.

It’s not a complaint, though, but an observation of a particular construct only really appearing in that context.

Calm down Sheldon.

I’m lazy, but not this lazy.

Clearly these are all fake, because none of them claim to tip a minimum of 25%+ every time, no matter what.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

Makes no sense how the government sees telling its people about threats to national security as, “exceptionally grave damage to U.S. national security.” I would like to believe the damage was already done when stuff got hacked but you got it sis 

Don’t forget “that’s the word they use”.

5 years in prison for leaking classified info about Russians interfering in our elections... guaranteed this woman won’t get a pardon from the crime boss traitor in the oval office.

A person uses that kind of language that openly, with two or more other people as witnesses? Yeah that fucker drops Nbombs like a redneck spits skoal. Little piles of his verbal fucking diarrhea all over the goddamn place. You know that every motherfucker on that school board has heard him drop it, probably daily.

Wait until you meet her Big Brother.

I have issues with the title of your article. Let me fix that for you!

Administrators at Buford City Schools, which is 46 percent minority according to Public School Review, has not responded to The Root’s request for comment

Funny how “let’s not waste time with such trivia” doesn’t seem to apply to brown people.