Not to quibble, but she wasn’t his first wife; she was a family friend. I point this out only to say that I don’t think he was responsible for *her* death (the original autopsy said it was a hemorrhage, and she’d been having intense headaches leading up to her death), but I do think he might’ve taken inspiration from…

“Garçon! This stout has been capped!”

If this is gonna be that kind of party...

Has DS never seen the Muppet Movie?

But you could say that about an awful lot of things. Shit, for example.

R.I.P. JicagoChusticeExcession.

Ugh
like a billion things are a sin, why not just focus on like being good and nice. but nooooo

Also, the whole “oh, you are tolerant? well, why don’t you tolerate me wanting you to die- GOTCHA! Not so tolerant now, are we!?” is SO STUPID. The cleverness level here is right around a six-grader saying “well how come the…

So he didn’t just an express an opinion, though. He canceled pride day at the gym because it was “not healthy” and then when people got upset he didn’t say “I dont like it but whatever please don’t quit my gym” but instead “doubled down” against the “sinners”on Twitter.

This is all fairly rational, but you’re missing the larger point. He is most certainly entitled to believe whatever he chooses to believe. But posting your beliefs on Twitter is the modern equivalent of setting up a soapbox on a busy corner and hollering what it is that you believe. It is public, and can reach a vast…

That’s a quality burn. In three days he shall roll away the medicine ball from the door of the tomb

“The intolerance of the LGBTQ ideology toward any alternative views is mind-blowing.”

Nobody would believe you when you try to explain why you murdered a baby in cold blood.

I don’t know how many times i need to tell you people, shitting in plasticcompostable bags sets a modern man free to roam. Just grab both handles, squat into it, and relax. Tie a knot in it and throw it in the garbage your compost

Look at all the things we can do when we don’t bother to pay for an effective social safety net! So cool!

And the horse says “I had to shoot my wife last night. She broke her leg last week and we knew she wouldn’t make it. I took her out to the spot by the creek where we met, told her I loved her one last time, and shot her right in the head. After that, I just sat there for a while, cradling her corpse, waiting for the…

Transparent like Discount Tire with anti marijuana legalization lobbying? Fuck those guys.

I would go there on vacation to watch Porsches

Window of honesty yet every comment is hidden away in the grays, LOL. Chickens.

I went to Discount Tire for a set of snow tires because they had a great deal on the set I wanted. They installed a set of cheap all-seasons instead. When I called them on it they insisted that they were the same thing. I had to call the cops to get my money back. Window of Truth my ass.

There is no quick auto shop that doesn’t have a window! Even Walmart has windows!