Sure, if you can get Jack Dorsey to shut off his twitter he’d would back down in a hot second. He’d completely lose access to the public megaphone.

Yeah, Dan seems to get lost in the weeds there as he sorts through all of the things the guy said (i.e. are you the “he” in “he’ll figure it out eventually”) and he botches his conclusion. The part where she spoke to him directly is significant and was done on purpose.  He should focus on that and get all of the other…

In practice Libertarians do just seem to be a particularly shitty kind of Republican who think they are the smartest person in the room.

And she’s also (probably) correct that this region skews libertarian.

Also, just because some businesses are lucrative, it doesn’t mean that everyone wants to be in them. Do you really want to be a landlord? (It is a world full of fucking chodes in bad suits.)

That is actually one of my complaints about the show, that they’ll marr a good idea with an incredibly annoying detail (like Cecily Strong going on about the little boy dick.)

At this point AVC’s hype for this show looks a lot like shilling. It’s...just ok at best. Way too many of the sketches revolve around one character acting like a jerk and creating an absurd conflict that then plays out for two minutes, and those “fighting” sketches are some of the highest on your list.

Serious question - I’ve been in Washington Heights for two years and I can’t figure out what I should be eating.  Don’t think I like mofongo.  Best thing I’ve found is actually Venezuelan cachapas.  If you wanted to turn somebody on to Dominican food, what would you give them?

One of my favorite gags on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was when they went to “Vampire Weekend,” a camp-out where people sat around the fire and dressed all goth. The first time I heard the name I also thought it was some kind of festival or movement, not a band.

I get that this could cut down on cops shooting people during traffic stops, and that’s good, but what this says to me is that the police view every member of the public as so extremely dangerous that they basically have to send in a bomb robot.

It’s funny that conservatives like to go with this “oh well, we’ll adapt” argument. There’s nothing conservative about it.

You guys are just making up sketches. 10 people have cited 10 different things, there can’t be that many!

Maybe next week she can weigh in on the ethics of outside food in a restaurant. You see, I tried to bring a starbucks cup into this diner I like, and they yelled at me, who is right?

My guess would be that he thinks he’s being clever and putting pressure on Trump not to backtrack with these comments. People who willingly work for assholes often think they are the ones who can manage the asshole from below.

Yeah, what this seems to mean is that one of these douchebags saw a Buttigieg interview and was, like, “Oh crap, look how likeable, normal, and smart he seems! And he’s a veteran!”  Targeting him first is a pretty big endorsement if you ask me.

The nut milk bag part bugs me but mason jar + brew tube is basically the same thing.  The tube insert is cheap and small and you can use the mason jar for all sorts of things.

The nut milk bag part bugs me but mason jar + brew tube is basically the same thing.  The tube insert is cheap and…

That’s what was stupid about going electric. It’s niche in the city is for people who want to park in tiny spaces, in neighborhoods where it is difficult to park. But if you are parking on the street in the city you don’t have access to a charging station.

Yeah, the social studies curriculum should have red lines in it that you don’t cross, and anyone who does gets audited and observed within an inch of their lives. “Hitler wasn’t all bad” “People think the Civil War was about slavery, but really...” “Evolution is just a theory, it’s really very debatable.”

So my friend likes Trump because Trump promises to fix all that. He’s just not savvy enough to realize that when Trump says he’s going to fix all that, he’s lying.

I was walking my dog the other day and someone had left a doggie bag filled with shit along the road. In other words, they had curbed their dog, but didn’t bother to complete the process.