One of my favorite gags on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend was when they went to “Vampire Weekend,” a camp-out where people sat around the fire and dressed all goth. The first time I heard the name I also thought it was some kind of festival or movement, not a band.

You guys are just making up sketches. 10 people have cited 10 different things, there can’t be that many!

Maybe next week she can weigh in on the ethics of outside food in a restaurant. You see, I tried to bring a starbucks cup into this diner I like, and they yelled at me, who is right?

Yeah, what this seems to mean is that one of these douchebags saw a Buttigieg interview and was, like, “Oh crap, look how likeable, normal, and smart he seems! And he’s a veteran!”  Targeting him first is a pretty big endorsement if you ask me.

The nut milk bag part bugs me but mason jar + brew tube is basically the same thing.  The tube insert is cheap and small and you can use the mason jar for all sorts of things.

The nut milk bag part bugs me but mason jar + brew tube is basically the same thing.  The tube insert is cheap and…

That’s what was stupid about going electric. It’s niche in the city is for people who want to park in tiny spaces, in neighborhoods where it is difficult to park. But if you are parking on the street in the city you don’t have access to a charging station.

Yeah, the social studies curriculum should have red lines in it that you don’t cross, and anyone who does gets audited and observed within an inch of their lives. “Hitler wasn’t all bad” “People think the Civil War was about slavery, but really...” “Evolution is just a theory, it’s really very debatable.”

So my friend likes Trump because Trump promises to fix all that. He’s just not savvy enough to realize that when Trump says he’s going to fix all that, he’s lying.

I was walking my dog the other day and someone had left a doggie bag filled with shit along the road. In other words, they had curbed their dog, but didn’t bother to complete the process.

A friend of the suspect told the FBI that he has seen Haviland’s views become “more extreme” as he grew angry about the treatment of Donald Trump by the media.

I’m going to go in the opposite direction from the prevailing advice here and recommend that you hold off smoking for now but periodically revisit the issue. Pick your moment (i.e. a relatively relaxed situation when you are already talking about random shit for an extended length of time.) State clearly that this is…

Modern parking kiosks take credit cards, though.

Interestingly, it seems like NYC gave up on ticketing people for “feeding the meters” (i.e. staying in a metered spot for more than the max time) when they installed all those solar-powered doohickies that give you a slip of paper. They raised the price to the point where they make decent enough money (like $3.50 an…

But they are though. I don’t really have that much patience for people who want to view unions as this 100% positive force in society. Like any institution they are imperfect and some are downright horrible. A union run by cops is pretty much going to be the worst thing you can imagine (and in NYC this is definitely…

(let’s see if this cues up to 2:23 like I want)

Oh no, I’m sure you aren’t misreading that - sounds exactly like a two-tiered concession. Unfortunately this seems really common in labor negotiations - contracts often protect the older, more established members at the expense of newbies.

It seems like this stage-managed “realness” is pretty much the realest information you are going to get about a famous person. The next step down the chain is the confessional, tell-all memoir about how it all went horribly wrong or whatever, and that’s going to be a horrible slog which is still riddled with…

After watching Cracker I got into the habit of saying “Fine, Judith” to my wife in the manner of the put-upon titular character. It’s gotten to the point where we both say it so much that our friends do it too, without knowing the source material.

Why not create an “alternative” instagram for adults, like the good old alternative press?  If IG wants to be mainstream, let ‘em, and give people who want something different another image feed to look at.  The challenge would be to make it cool and not seedy.

Here’s the thing - it takes a mere 10 seconds to grab a bundle of silverware from the next table, but it’s sometimes going to take a few minutes to flag the server. (I mean, if they are right there, of course I’ll ask.) EVEN IF this event creates a chain reaction that cascades through the whole restaurant as you …