This is so fucking easy. Just wait until it’s a tab that you are paying and then act like YOU can’t figure out what the tip should be. Then, when they suggest a low amount, say “Oh, isn’t that only like 10%? I always do 20. Isn’t that what’s normal?”

“Acting like a ridiculous asshole” is more words but I think it really nails what journalists mean by unhinged. It is debatable whether Trump is crazy in a clinical sense but most of us can agree that he is one of the worst assholes we’ve ever seen in government.

Fun fact: Before 9/11 most American Muslims voted Republican. But who needs their votes when you can stoke all of that sweet fear and resentment.

Conservatives. Dumb AND not funny.

I remember at the time that this was a meme (in the proper sense of the word, an idea that spreads because it is appealing to some people.) While it was all still fucking happening 30 blocks away one of my colleagues was going on about how they were “celebrating in the streets of Iran” and doing an imitation of Muslim…

It was an incredibly subtle joke about how the Hollywood Foreign Press will vote for any goddamn thing, because it’s a reference to the idea that you can get a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich.” The HFP will nominate a ham sandwich like Michael Douglas and then give him the win, and Melissa McCarthy was subtly…

Today I thought of a pretty good Black Mirror premise: A famous couple is using a surrogate to carry their child. Episode starts from the point of view of the surrogate, with all of the creepy negotiations and whatnot. Eventually, the famous couple tell this person that they want to introduce her to the world at a…

I mean, it is easy to say that it doesn’t matter whether it is a solid concrete wall, per se, but just some kind of barrier. That’s actually sensible. I really don’t even care if people keep calling it a wall when it isn’t.

Also, if she stopped while the backup track was still playing everyone would hear the rap-along backup vocal playing by itself, and I’m sure that’s something most 21st century pop performers are very self-conscious about. Her whole job is to sync to that track and sell it as a legit spontaneous performance.

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CK was always buds with Chris Rock (he directed Pootie Tang) and I think that he saw Rock’s success with that particularly infamous bit, felt that he was down, and wanted a piece of the N-word action.

I’m going to piggyback on your story of mortality for our worst Christmas. We had been working on getting pregnant for years, doing a few cycles of IVF et cetera, and thought that we had made it. We got to 13 weeks and started telling friends and family - then it’s time for the anatomical scan at the hospital, on the…

It seems this is “more expensive” because you have to bring your own car (which almost everybody in LA has?) There is no way this janky little tunnel is more expensive to build per mile than a proper subway. The cheapness to build is supposed to be a huge part of the whole point if I understand it correctly.

Agricola is my personal fave too, but I can’t get my board game friends to play it for some reason. :(

Agricola is my personal fave too, but I can’t get my board game friends to play it for some reason. :(

I mean, I agree that people should recognize what their churches really stand for and stop using them for weddings and funerals, because as much as you may like to think of them as institutions of positivity and acceptance they really aren’t. But those that want to double down on the negativity and hate in order to be…

Also, the answer to that question hinges on whether you are using real maple syrup or some Mrs. Butterworths shit. The real stuff does get reliably absorbed and you aren’t going to pour that much anyway (cause it’s expensive.) But the corn syrup stuff will pool on the plate.

You see, a long time ago I decided to call myself Snoop Dogg. I found the metaphor of people as dogs fascinating and made it the central thematic element in my work.  This is why I say that the hot dog is a sandwich.

Did the scene include the lines “I’m a human being! Let me have my dignity back”?

See the “duke of Kent’s” post explaining how brackets really work.  There is no reason you should care about being $300 over the line, unless your point is that you wish you were making more money.

Lol commenting on state politics when the issue is federal taxes