I’m going to piggyback on your story of mortality for our worst Christmas. We had been working on getting pregnant for years, doing a few cycles of IVF et cetera, and thought that we had made it. We got to 13 weeks and started telling friends and family - then it’s time for the anatomical scan at the hospital, on the…

It seems this is “more expensive” because you have to bring your own car (which almost everybody in LA has?) There is no way this janky little tunnel is more expensive to build per mile than a proper subway. The cheapness to build is supposed to be a huge part of the whole point if I understand it correctly.

Agricola is my personal fave too, but I can’t get my board game friends to play it for some reason. :(

Agricola is my personal fave too, but I can’t get my board game friends to play it for some reason. :(

I mean, I agree that people should recognize what their churches really stand for and stop using them for weddings and funerals, because as much as you may like to think of them as institutions of positivity and acceptance they really aren’t. But those that want to double down on the negativity and hate in order to be…

Also, the answer to that question hinges on whether you are using real maple syrup or some Mrs. Butterworths shit. The real stuff does get reliably absorbed and you aren’t going to pour that much anyway (cause it’s expensive.) But the corn syrup stuff will pool on the plate.

You see, a long time ago I decided to call myself Snoop Dogg. I found the metaphor of people as dogs fascinating and made it the central thematic element in my work.  This is why I say that the hot dog is a sandwich.

Did the scene include the lines “I’m a human being! Let me have my dignity back”?

See the “duke of Kent’s” post explaining how brackets really work.  There is no reason you should care about being $300 over the line, unless your point is that you wish you were making more money.

Lol commenting on state politics when the issue is federal taxes

This story actually violates the law of internet headlines, because if the headline is a question, the answer is always no.

it’s underfunded...the fare needs to go up.

that song still needs at least one, preferably three, more melodic ideas.

Yeah, my instagram is just dogs and art. It’s by far my happiest social app. Even when some art pops up that I don’t like (because the contemporary art world is a bit nutty at times amirite you guys) it’s just so easy to scroll on to the next thing and forget about it.

Absolutely. I rely pretty heavily on Drew for a little commiseration and silliness to make my miserable life more bearable. I mean, now that Andy Rooney is dead, what else is there.

Yeah, it’s kind of funny when people don’t consider commenting here to be “social media.” Anyway, I am smarter than everyone and would like to express my disdain for the world.

Yeah, I also got cockblocked by the scalpers on that show. Thanks, ticketmaster!

The “good guy with a gun” thing only applies to white people.

One thing I always thought was interesting is that you really did feel bad for the English version of Dwight. He was a psychopath, but there were a few moments when broke down and revealed the confused and scared little boy inside.

41 percent of professionals have dated a co-worker.

Sometimes my high school students turn in writing with a professional level vocabulary and formal style and catching them out is as easy as asking them to define a word they used.