“moved on” my dude you posted here twice

I definitely had a thing for lesbians when I was young. In my case it was because I was a little bi (a Kinsey 2?) and so a nerdy, slightly butch girl hit the sweet spot for me, nothing about this “red cross” business.

Well, there used to be this bar in New York City called The Mineshaft, and let me tell you, it was not a family establishment.

This argument reminds me of when Gabby Giffords was shot, and it turned out that the Palin campaign had published a graphic with a gun sight over Gifford’s district. Palin botched her response by being indignant about it (when the graphic was clearly crass and irresponsible in retrospect), but it was always pretty…

So now it feels necessary to mansplain two things.

Mainsplain, he said. The rain in spain is insane in the maimbraine, loosey you’ve got some splaining to do and so on and so forth. I prefer to Tranesplain but that’s just me.

5. Blondie, “Hanging on the Telephone”

It comes from the ellipsis-riddled tagline of the Sean Penn movie.

You make it a musical.

Seriously. 3 is pretty damn close to 2. Right next to it, really.

I remember when your mom used to be good.

Yeah, I was getting ready to say “Pete Davidson turned into the liberal Roger Stone so gradually that we barely noticed.”

Enjoy your new banned words list from the GOP - the party that haaaaaates Political Correctness!

i.am.also.tired.of.it.and.i.fear.that.it.will.never.stop

Ira Glass is going to get fired for excessive nebbishness. Nothing sexual, mind you, but in the current climate it’s just too much.

Actually the most damaging (and plausible) flip she could do is just start saying, “You know what? No black person in their right mind should be voting Republican. Let me tell you what I saw in this white house.”

When I first moved to NYC I had one very odd experience late at night, like “did that happen or did I dream it” odd. You know how in Japan it is apparently acceptable to sleep on the shoulder of the person next to you? Late at night I’m on a train, there are only a few people on it, and a young woman sits down right…

This reminds me of my best internet joke, which got absolutely no play and will get no play here, either.

Huh, that’s weird. I heard he is very classy, and concerned about whether others are being classy as well.

Yeah, once you see what she wrote —