but I do think that trying to say they shouldn’t have even drawn tasers or pepper spray is a little absurd.

Let’s just ban the concept of “school spirit.” It’s stupid, and will eliminate so many pointlessly violent metaphors about children scoring more points than another team of children from a few towns away.

Greanted, this guy doesn’t know the difference between Ivana and Ivanka. But what about his contention that “The anti-Trump circlejerk train never stops.” Surely there is a kernel of truth in there, either about those of us who dislike this incredibly dumb president or about circlejerk trains in general. 

he may not like this and yet may also feel it is his duty to help reign Trump in and keep things moving in as positive a direction as possible

I guess it is nice that it’s a mudslide without the Bailey’s, which goes bad pretty quickly.

So you are claiming that lives of babies are more important than the lives of everyone else? Oh, but it is baby and must feel bad for specific baby.

it’s being said in a stage whisper. sotto voce, dude.

I hear your mom liked it when Andy diCK jacked it in front of her and she ate all of the Andy diCKs and they had to prematurely end the Andy diCK’s career.

i mean, men make rain not happen? men are like umbrellas? she felt safer going on the road with a man? but there were rumors about the man, so it’s like taking an umbrella that chooses to rain on you instead of keeping the rain off? sooooo confused.

“For better or worse, it’s an iconic bit of Americana.”

Yeah, as someone who lives here I can see why going to Times Square and looking at the lights and the crowds and stuff is cool. The weird thing is that there isn’t much GOOD to do once you are there unless you are getting broadway tickets - the restaurants and stores generally suck and the experiences (like the wax…

“This is definitely not how stand your ground laws work...” 

Yeah, the train often fills up to the point where every seat is taken and people are standing. When it’s really crowded it can be a challenge to find a spot where you can stand and hold on to something.

“What’s the etiquette if you have a big spot that MIGHT fit 2 cars (maybe your car and a Smart) ?”

The thing 2 do would seem 2 be a special concert that responds 2 this event, so that u can go and still feel engaged.

Yass, I loved the online Dominion too. Though I had a hard time moving up in the ranking because apparently I suck at Dominion.

His widow, when reached for comment, just gave a dead-eyed stare and said “it’s just, like, more shit I gotta do now.” 

Frank Stallone?

“Ricochet Robots???” 

You must be fun at parties.