"I was commenting on this site called A.V. Club about, like, how Comney proved that Trump was innocent, and all these angry liberals went NUTS."

Indeed, he's probably one of those people who can't remember the difference between wifi and a cellular signal.

"random indoor restaurants"

Yeah, the whole concept of the subway is that it is long train with lots of cars in it. When you encounter something that you cannot tolerate (and you will!) you switch cars at the next stop. You've got your smelly bums, rowdy teens, crying babies, obnoxious amateur evangelists, barfing drunks, all sorts of things. …

Using a tote bag or even a duffel bag is actually fine, though. Every single dog I've seen in a bag has been well-behaved, and people on the train just make googly eyes at it the whole time. Nobody minds.

Heh, my mother was visiting us in our first few years in Brooklyn, and suddenly stopped and exclaimed in horror, "people leave their garbage out on the street here!" I was like yeah, that's what you are supposed to do.

Yeah, the rule has always been that they need to be in a bag or a crate. I also have a pic of a westie puppy in a subway tote bag because we are westie people.

Oh that's kind of cool. Digging the ambiguity between a slow "How Soon Is Now"-type jam and the implied double-time of the glock figure.* Ooh and all those glitchy sounds that are flooding in at the end.

did it involve a literal car and the location it was parked?

I honestly don't think millennials even know or care about seedy old times square. As far as they are concerned it has always been a bright and shiny pedestrian mall, and besides why would you want to go to some specific physical location for your porn and hookups?

I bet he'll happily tell you how much money he makes, though, maybe even what kind of car he drives.

Aaaaaand that guy won reelection. Then he pled guilty to tax evasion and resigned. And then the people from his district voted for Trump.

Yeah, but the vast majority of that is escapism anyway. When you cut away the parts that are just well-constructed entertainment and look at the bits that really seem to have value, what are they? The bits that tell you something about life, I guess.

My only real question there is, after they decide you are fucking up the shoot, do they try to salvage the remaining three people or just write it off as a total loss?

There are a finite number of minutes in each SNL broadcast, and TV law specifically states that only two cast members may appear on screen simultaneously. I don't see Lorne Michaels risking a case with the FCC for Sasheer.

Yeah, a lot of the bullshit was apparently coming from law enforcement and other emergency responders. Don't forget the claims that people were shooting at rescue helicopters (which also turned out to be false), coupled with the reports of LEOs looting Walmart, blocking bridges, and just straight-up murdering people.

Honestly I don't really mind, because I tend to read the descriptions and not watch. Then I feel like I've seen it.

Heh, my favorite is a punk solo that is hardly there - the one on Social Distortion, "Another State of Mind."

Also, who in the fuck wants to eat tortilla chips for breakfast?

We are living in NYC and currently making a transition from owning a co-op apartment to renting. Renting seems SO much more civilized. In the co-op, people attacked each other constantly, and management had no skin in the game so they happily enabled it, anonymizing ridiculous complaints and giving them unwarranted…