Next up at bat: Ted Nugent.

Precisely. And I have the suspicion the stories of them being “close friends” have been part of Ivanka Trump’s PR-spinning to make her look sane and normal compared to her tacky family.

I’m pretty sure reports of Ivanka and Chelsea being BFFs have been grossly exaggerated. They definitely know one another, but I don’t think they’re much more than acquaintances.

Okay, look. I get you have to try to be professional here and all, but let’s be real. OF COURSE, Russia helped him win. It’s likely they even rigged the machines OR had multiple voting happening in multiple states. Were we to check all his staff, would we find they too were registered and voting in more than one?

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I think it’s becoming more and more clear that Trump colluded with the Russians to throw the election in return for him lifting sanctions on Russia for invading Ukraine (and whatever else they do in the future).

Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out. Something is deeply, deeply wrong here. For the end purpose of what, I don’t know. I’m assuming now everyone is compromised and that includes comey.

The Russian Intelligence was the only kind of intelligence found in the Trump administration, which is pretty sad.

Available in the next Tesla OTA update: Heroic Mode.

True, i just haunt the internet to warn of the TSA dangers to others. they did bury me with my steel plate for after life cocaine use though, which was considerate.

i actually told him, “You would know more about doing that than me.”

The value of my computer exceeds $3k, between parts and software. I use the computer for, among other things, supporting physicians at a major hospital system. I am literally assisting people in saving lives. Care to tell me that this is excessive?

Hard to believe a guy who makes an ad like this would treat women as objects.

To the average American having $2m worth of jewelry might be excessive but to much of the world owning a $3k computer is also excessive.

Don’t you know? Hamilton has donated every single cent he’s ever earned to charity.

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

Hamilton envies people who can afford $2m worth of jewelry, and he ascribes independent moral significance to his emotions.

So...basically anything that someone would normally pack when going on a vacation will potentially get your bag searched. Gotcha.

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