I got four of them. I’d like to thank Deadspin and Jalopnik for keeping me abreast of the goings-on of Florida Man.

Contestant: [watches video above]

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Same. I was beside myself during the debate. How is it possible he looks THAT much of a mess? Damn, I get my thrift store finds tailored and they look like a million bucks.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

Oh, god, I just want this to be over.

it’s the only city in Texas where you can vandalize original portraits of the state’s governors.

I’ve always thought the Texas Capitol is the most Texas thing ever. It’s basically just like the US Capitol, but about 20% taller and pink. It’s like the architectural equivalent of Peggy Hill’s hairdo.

I’m glad it’s leaving Crackle... Crackle setup sucks !

Explain to me like I’m a child: how the fuck is it even legal that he got those health records to begin with?

I didn’t watch the debate, but from the picture, he strikes me as an AMC driver. Probably a strikingly-well-cared-for V8 Gremlin, or maybe an Eagle.

Do you really think Ken Bone drives a French car?

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Never broke her smile, and then capped it off with the “we’re just friends” arm pat. Beautiful.

I dont get it either. Trump pontificated the entire time, which is odd because he is so stupid. Also, he has the vocabulary of a 3 year old.

I had to turn it off, his tone and body language (in addition to the shit he’s spewing) make me physically anxious. He is literally acting like my emotionally abusive ex.

I wonder how long the lines of cocain were tonight