I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…

I like how the Trump campaign is blaming Tebow/RNC for this. Falling right in line with their trend of saying a thing, then calling the press liars for reporting on the thing they said.

I would absolutely love it if Trump has scheduled a bunch of random citizens with the same name as famous athletes. How great would it be to see them announce “Tim Tebow” and have some random scrawny kid from Arizona walk in?

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

Stories like this convince me there are others involved, possibly a pedophile ring. Sandusky was enabled by so many, there has to be more abusers and victims.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

One of those entities is raising funds on a crowdfunding platform, the other is one of the richest brands in the world.

That walk in shower/tub combo with non slip floor and grab bars will come in handy when you’re sloshed though.

Doug, why do you need to be famous? Isn’t Carmax enough?????

Yeah, but they’re ground floor Florida condos worth $62,500 that have a kitchen that hasn’t been updated since Carter.

Dude, you book was fantastic! And at only $4.99 even when you account for depreciation it’s still worth more than a 2011 Nissan Leaf!

A print version? I’m waiting too! Should be today for me!!!

Doug’s gonna inherit a new retirement condo in Florida every time his girlfriend bites it. And with that demographic, he’ll be rolling in condos

Ordered both of your books last night. Sales are up to 7 sold! Go you!

This is great news, because this means you will be a step closer to replacing the stapler on your chest you call a “microphone”

Today Show? We are SO IN with the 64-72 Year Old Female demographic, it's not even funny. Doug, I hope you're not in any serious relationships, because the floodgates are about to open.

“Yay! I’m famous!”

What you feel right now, is how an Oppo feels when their story gets shared to the front page.

Congratulations on your new fame. Once this sliding door idea of yours takes off you could be up for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Sales have skyrocketed on Doug’s new book by 1000% he’s officially sold 11 books! Congratulations Doug, you’ve made it! But seriously, great book. I’m still waiting for mine to be delivered.