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How the f is “panic” an excuse for chopping someone into pieces?

yep, always the victim of a series of unfortunate events.  If someone only got to know him, get close to him as a friend, and really trust him I think he’d open up & share.

How unlucky can this guy get? Durst keeps being pulled into these deaths that happen around him, like when his wife mysteriously disappeared and that time he straight up killed and  dismembered his neighbour. I mean, when is he gonna catch a break? /s

Fashion people were the first to point out the fraudulence of Melania’s supermodeldom. Seems the Trump brain trust forgot that a primary function of models is to pose for photographs, and no one could produce a single shot of Melania on a magazine cover or a runway ... one could not even find her in a 1993 Spiegel

When I took up my freelance career a long time ago I decided I would pass along a little wisdom on my tombstone:

what Melania fucking smells like

Melania in person hits all the senses.

Melania didn’t like nannies living in the penthouse with them.

Ah, see, you have the mind of a true entrepreneur. (Kidding, you are an actual human being and not a slime pit demon.)

That’s not true!

...and got her parents Am citizenship. I tried to keep it short and Be Best.

who had an anchor baby.

-She is an illegal immigrant.

an unlikely feminist

She remained unconcerned with rushing to his side or telling him not to worry, which was all he wanted his wife to do.”

+Melania is a birther.

Blegh. Sorry you wasted your time reading whatever that book was supposed to be.

I'm an Indian-American who grew up outside of Atlanta. She definitely held back on the tongue-lashing I could tell she really wanted to deliver.

lol you caught me