people say that, and yet, where's the proof? Do you honestly think our culture, and the media by extension, doesn't put pressure on women to have children, or feel sorry for those who don't? A year or so after being married (at 30) I started getting tons of questions about when I was going to have a baby, often from…

Declawing is the fucking WORST. I'm not even putting the woooooorst .gif in here because it's lighthearted and there is NOTHING LIGHTHEARTED ABOUT MUTILATING A CAT AND AMPUTATING ITS FINGER JOINTS TO THE SECOND KNUCKLE TO SAVE YOUR GOD DAMN PRECIOUS FURNITURE THAT EVERYONE SECRETLY HATES AND MOCKS YOU ABOUT ANYWAY.

It's really a "no excuses" thing to me. It takes 3 seconds to say "these are pot cookies." It may seem draconian, I guess, but I've been around way too many people who have been dosed with other drugs or exposed to something like pot without any warning. It's shitty.

he was actually backing away from me in the parking lot, saying it was his mother's idea "because of the furniture" and telling me that his cats are treated like royalty and they never ever go outside. so i told him the story (minus most of the gory details) of the polydactl cat that was clearly previously well loved,…

I mean...I am a man, I've just never noticed them dancing around of their own accord. Maybe I have very lazy balls?

The restaurant biz is so crazy. So much shit goes down that that people think is, if not normal, at least still kind of ok, and definitely not worth getting upset about. Weed's great, but dosing someone without their consent is seriously fucked up. Besides which, edibles affect people differently. I get panic attacks…

Yes. If you bring in a tray of cookies, set it down and announce "I brought treats for the staff!" you are telling people to eat said treats at their convenience. You don't wander off for twenty minutes without saying "Oh, and they are super laced with Mary Jane, you're gonna buzz your face off, so maybe wait 'til…

There's a reason Napoleon and Snowball were pigs. They're straight up murderers.

woah!!! Where do I get one of those housebreakers- inners? My husband has FORBADE me to bring home a pig but if one magically appeared in the house and I was cleared of all wrongdoing.. Surely he would let me keep it.

What do you mean? (Sorry if I'm being nosy, I just want all your days to be unambiguously great and full of sunshine and Taylor Swift and one-eyed children dressed as Beethoven. You deserve it!)

Agreed! I'm allergic to cannabis. A heavy dose (like the large number of cookies I would have eaten, being a glutton) would have me in the hospital vomiting blood for several days. NOT COOL AT ALL.

While I do feel for our protagonist (as a person) in the Chuck-E-Cheese story, I would have been laughing maniacally at the image of the decapitated rat. I have an unmitigated hated of that place, going back over 25 years...

I, personally, would be furious. My household is illegal-substance-free, even the soft stuff, because of my husband's job (trust me when I say my activities could get him in trouble too) and so I do not do it. I also have some medical things going on which mean in this situation I would be more likely to assume I was…

Uhh, the bike guy story made my skin crawl. And the boy scouts - don't try to tell me that men aren't taught early on in life that harassing women is acceptable behavior.

Aw, shucks. I put my Chuck E. costume on one gigantic foot at a time, just like everyone else.

Yeah, I didn't find that remotely funny. I would have immediately called the cops. I don't react well to marijuana. This story is fucked up.

That weed cookie story is fucked. UP. If you bring drugs into an area that look harmless and enticing it is 100% your responsibility to immediately disclose that they are drugs. You don't know if people are allergic or, I don't know, just fucking hate being on drugs. What the fuck.

No kidding. Hell, I'm a total pothead and that story offended me. Who the hell drugs a bunch of strangers they just met without their consent? Even people like me that enjoy that sort of thing usually want to know when it's coming (ideally not at work) and what about the people who AREN'T in to it?

The whole CD was him singing his own lyrics over tracks of popular Disney Channel show songs — not even the karaoke version, just the actual song played quietly — and the lyrics were all about him having sex with underage girls

What were you wearing, Chuck-E-Cheese? Mighta been asking for it.