I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

I can't explain it because I don't think it is. I think it's total bullshit. I am as sickened by their tactics as you are. But I don't think that using a loophole in their stupid Twitter bot to tell American Airlines a plane is going to blow up is a good way to ensure reproductive rights for women in this country.

Explain how starting a website to invent names for aborted fetuses is or leads to intelligent discourse and I might consider that it's bad to troll this shit. Forced-birthers are trolls. Maybe not all of them, but a lot of them and there the ones who come up with this bullshit, who come up with billboards that declare…

Nobody would care if sea horses got aborted BECAUSE THE DAD WOULD BE DOING IT.

I had 50,000,000 abortions last week. COME AT ME, ANTI-CHOICERS.

I have crazy mad respect for you for your stance on this. It's all too common for people to approve of tactics when they use them and then bash the other side when they use them.

Arrrgh!! Children are not aborted!! None of this stupid bullshit helps anyone heal.
I wish these people would get another hobby or do something for the actual children that need help! Can you imagine if they spent all the money they have put into these campaigns, into programs to help underprivileged kids? Now that…

Sorry but there's no intelligent discourse with people whose opinion is "My sky friend told me you shouldn't do that".

Taste the rainbow!

If you're going to lick the icing on your vagina cookie, giving it a series of complete swirls around the perimeter is a good way to start before chowing down on the main course. YMMV.

Saw this story this morning, accompanied by this image. Kind of disappointed that it's not a picture of the real cookies.

I didn't read the "ed" part the first time. I was like... how are you so nonchalant about that, wtf?

I think that is a perfect age to be having some sex ed, and that there should be more sex ed in most American schools, but jesus, woman - you can't spring that shit on a teacher. Furthermore, she is bound by a million billion rules as to what she can and cannot say about that to the kids - whether by her own…

No penis cookies? Misandry!

"I hope you end up with an abusive husband that beats on you every night." Oh, how EMPOWERING of you to say, lady!

I don't even necessarily think second grade is too early for it, but "SURPRISE YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT VAGINAS NOW" really isn't the best way to handle that at all. That's some shit you need to think about how to approach beforehand, as a teacher.

Wait, the NBC article says it was a hospital bracelet (as in he was recently admitted to the hospital), not a medical bracelet (like the ones people wear for medical issues ie allergies/diabetes/pacemakers).

Wait, you mean a "digital" rectal exam isn't that kind of digital?!

Well when you're running an airline specifically for sexually repressed celibates, you kind of have to expect tha...oh, that's not what they're named for? Never mind, then.

Did he bring a towel? Was he a frood?