That’s what I’ve heard: that he’s a nice, normal, intelligent guy. So WTF he was smoking for this interview I have no idea! The Columbine comment legit pissed me off. Yes it was a shitty bit of scapegoating. But kids died, man.

I *wish* I felt the effects of coffee! I just like the taste of an iced one, but it’s never done owt for me energy wise. (May be because I have ADD?)

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Ah yes, the ‘science’ behind crystal healing. Somebody hold my drink.

I think that was just me having no friggin’ clue how to write phonetically. LOL.

That *is* worse! The horror! ;)

Not gunna lie; that does sound almost exciting.

Wait, what?! Are people pronouncing it ‘twarht’?! What is this fuckery?! - signed, a person who has never left the UK.

I feel like this is OK because at least it’s not your own books.

Dragon vs. Lady Gremlin is patently unfair! I will not rest without Lady Gremlin on the back of a fuckin’ dragon, gleefully burning shit to the ground. (Also she is dressed as Dany inc. the long white wig.)

So much this!

Thank you for outlining exactly what has always bothered me about that part of the book. (I have to admit I find most of Kings work pretty sexist in one way or another. Most of all he just seems a bit crap at writing women in general.)

The correct way, you mean? ;) LOL. Yep. I’m British. We do not understand guns. (Because we ban them and actually enforce those laws.)

Well, I think officers being able to predict that is the *idea* but that doesn’t seem to necessarily happen. Eh, I don’t understand guns or the whole ‘guns protect you’ narrative. Ho hum.

But if you’ve already shot someone, you can never really know if they were going to shoot you. You can estimate, obviously, but you can never be sure. So they don’t really *protect* you as such. They just allow you to kill people you think might possibly kill you.

How does having guns help you not be killed, though? Armour I can see. Bulletproof vests. Shields even. But surely having guns just allows you to kill other people first?

What is this rubbish?! Parrots don’t even *have* fingers!!!! ;)

I still wear that boy uniform. *Is ashamed.* *Has zero fashion sense though.* *It’s that or 13 y/old boy clothes for me.*

Congrats I guess? Let’s just hope the kid isn’t LGBTQI+ or mentally ill ever

Haha, me too!