Urgh, I’m really sorry you had to go through that.

So minus the misogynist blargle this goes: ‘Ms. Heard yelled ‘stop hitting me.’ When we entered she was not currently being hit.’ That’s it. That neither confirms or refutes *anything!*

Sounds kinda fun to be a dog occasionally. You do you people! (But don’t nip peoples shirts unless you have permission. That is an invasion of their personal space.)

This would be amazing if I could actually take it. F you, untreated ADHD! No stimulants allowed when you have Tourettes. Strattera doesn’t even work for me. Yay. On the other hand; working out what is autism and what is ADHD is pretty difficult, so I’d probably be left with the same issues anyway. Umm. I may have…

Soon this will be us! Aren’t you excited?! The Tories are ushering in a brave new world of death, suffering and poverty, yay!!

Surely the problem with this is the fear that some crazy right-wing nutbar will take this novel as proof that this *is a thing that could happen* and start mandating pregnant women to have their employers at maternity screenings and basically monitoring every employees uterus. After all, women are lying whores who are…

Interesting. As a legal precedent this seems like a bad thing? But on a personal basis, for her, it seems to work. Tricky scenario. As a person with mental health issues and autism, I can understand how attractive it must be to have someone control everything for you. But it’s a bit creepy to think that a family…

*Waves back.* It’s like Jez Skeptics Anonymous!

Thank you. ‘Everyone knows’ a lot of things! Like that a friend of a friends friend’s cousin’s stomach once exploded from eating pop rocks and cola. LOL. Doesn’t make them true!

Goddammit there is no evidence to indicate that talcum powder causes cancer!!! What is this fuckery?! Stop!

Because this is unscientific scaremongering.

Yes they do. Which is a huge part of the problem with this ridiculous system. There is 0 scientific evidence that it causes, or is in an way linked to, any type of cancer. But since none of the jury are scientists all that is required is enough to convince a bunch of science-illiterate people that you have a good…

I volunteer!!

Umm. No. I am autistic. That doesn’t mean I have a horrible disease. It just means my brain isn’t wired to deal with your crazy NT world.

We are not ‘afflicted by a horrible disease!'

They are awful and we hate them.

Please, please. Let’s not pretend that there is any conflict of interest here. Autism Speaks are a hate group, not a charity. They are trying to stop us being born. They do not listen to us. They give very, very little money to autistics. They have always (until very recently) supported the nonexistent ‘link’ between…

Off topic: the guy in the grey hoodie thing has beautiful eyes. On topic: I hope this makes guys aware of *why* Schroedinger’s rapist is a thing. Obviously none of these guys wrote these tweets but *they could have* and we would have absolutely no way of knowing.

Just Kate and Harry out there, with their little noses pressed to the glass.

Fuck yeah Oglaf!