So right! And OMG, these kids that were born to families, who weren't prepared for them, that I adopted, seem to be an inconveience ..... let's give them away to randos! I want to Ronda Rousey him so much.

I would eat a stick of butter if that was socially acceptable. Since it's not, I eat Trefoils.

THERE IS NO REASON WHY FUCKING CINDERELLA NEEDS A WAIST THAT SMALL. NONE.

The only time India is reported on Jezebel is when the story is negative, there are some positive stories out there and i am not saying stop reporting on it, i just wish we could balance it a bit.

I love that I could hear both their voices and distinct cadences when I read this! They're both such classy broads.

UGH. Yet more 'high' fashion for small-chested women. Not that there is anything wrong with that, it's just EVERY big and small -name designer has the most flat-chested models on their runways, and their clothes only fit properly and look proportional if you're a C cup or smaller.

"I wanted to marry you or have you adopt me"

When Peggy Lee passed she wasn't included in the in memoriam tribute, even though she had been nominated for Best Supporting Actress for Pete Kelly's Blues. The Academy gave the reason for her absence as her no longer being "relevant". I am not a big Peggy Lee fan, but that is some cold hearted shit.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

Garcia Marquez is one of my favorite authors, but he was in there because... Movies based on his books? Weird

They could have included some of those marketing executives on the online one, to make room for her on the air...

It is flat out erasure not to acknowledge that is was NOT white women at the epicenter of the civil rights movement.

Angry Minority Twitter insists that we can't have nice things.

I would watch the shit out of this.

I have no idea why JLo is sitting next to Meryl Streep at the Oscars, but hell yeah were their reactions, and their combined reaction, priceless! Somebody cast them in a buddy cop movie together, STAT!