I always feel bad for the girl groups - BTS has definitely had crash diets, but I do think BTS (as a function of being male, to be clear), has more creative control than many girl groups (although I think f(x) and MAMAMOO are good exceptions, particularly re: their ability to gender-bend in style and control their…

Yeah, this notion that BTS is above crash diets and plastic surgery is a weird one. Especially since some of the members have openly admitted to the former.

You spend the top bit of this article shitting on girl groups, including judging them for their plastic surgery & body size (I lost my mind when you made that comment about how they need to eat & must be famished) & style of music, yet turn immediately around & praise their boy band equivalents for essentially the…

Omg, that turned me on and made me cry! Thank you for posting this. <3

The video is the sexiest wedding video I’ve ever seen, and the only one I’ve ever been glad I watched.

OMG. Megan Rapinoe in a tux is everything you’d want it to be. (Also the link above doesn’t actually show her in the tux?)

Marta+Toni too!

She uses it for semaphoric messages to her servants when she wants to end a conversation or has to go to the bathroom. Also there’s a pint of gin in there. 

Yeah know, I’m been thinking. I don’t Kylie is the same person. I believe Kris had her recast and nobody really caught on. Everybody bought the make-up story. It’s kinda like nobody realized it when the Darren actors were switched out on Bewitched. Was anyone really paying any attention to Kylie? No, that’s why the…

She had to play a tree in every single recital. “Good, Ivanka, just like that! Everybody, look at Ivanka, that’s how I want the forest! Rigid and wooden like you were hit with a paralysis ray!”

Almost every outfit not just awful but entirely Too Much for the occasion/ others around her.  It’s not like you expect restraint from a Trump, but yeesh.  

Hard pressed to create a more dreadful wardrobe. Trump taste genetically sucks.

A surprising proportion of her dresses look like they were cobbled together from various Von Trapp drapes.

Because she had ballet lessons, that's for sure, but she made zero progress. She just learned to stand tall, that's all. Zero grace, zero flexibility, zero ease. 

It’s like she went to some nineteenth century finishing school where they forced the inmates to walk with books on their heads and be strapped to boards while staring at Degas paintings for four years.

Please point out where I give a pass to adult men.

Point out to me where I said they should get a pass.  Oh, that’s right.  You can’t.

To be fair, the Bible (especially the Old Testament) is full of genocide.  Genocide is, of course, about as racist as you get.

Nope. Twitter and Instagram and Facebook have been around long enough at this point that people get how this works. How many people have had -ist/-ic posts exposed? If this were the heyday of the internet I might give the “I was immature and didn’t really understand what I was doing” defense a little more weight, but…

I don’t need to see a direct season 2 sequel, as such, but I would pay extremely good money to watch The Continuing Adventures of Laurie Blake, Looking Glass and Angela Abar: Demigod. (Because while I’m certain she walks on that water, what Cal told he was that he could put some, not all, of his powers into an item to…