GROSSSSSS. I hate when parents call their son a "Ladies man" and shit like that. He is not a ladies man, he is a fucking baby and stop trying to make people think of your baby romantically you fucking weirdos. Or even worse when people say their baby is "flirting with you." Ummm no he's not, he probably just has to…

Moms who get all creepy possessive over their sons is just fucking weird and strikes me as some reverse Oedipus complex where the Mom isn't getting enough romantic attention from the kid's father/her husband/or other romantic partner so is trying to get it from her kid. This Mom is like metaphorically pissing all over…

It also seems to reinforce the idea that whites are the default humans. When they say people, they mean white ones.

Exactly. Minimal eye makeup, heavier brows, no bangs, and darker foundation. That's all it is.

Yeah, that definitely doesn't look like plastic surgery to me, at all. Just a tan, different hair color and style, and dramatically different makeup. Everything about her face is pretty obviously structurally/texturally the same.

Uma looks fine. She just needs a new makeup artist and a nap.

yeah, I never liked kc and the sunshine band so I was all like, "Louie C.K., uh, no thanks!"

Tilda Swinton and Lupita Nyong'o play the star-crossed lovers. Tom Hiddleston is their guardian angel trying to bring them back together. Nic Cage is the demon trying to keep them apart. Jim Varney is the folksy bookstore employee who finds the letter. Benedict Cumberbatch is Tilda's asexual, aloof older brother. …

Then go watch her comedy special on Netflix.

I hate to have to say this, but...

I eat pizza with a fork.

COME AT ME BRO

Jay Leno as the voice of reason? Boy, this is a low point we've hit.

When Jay Leno has a valid point to make, you know things have gone awry.

Man, even when companies are sexist against men, they manage to do it in a way that's sexist against women too.

MINE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!