That's right. F Marky Mark. Until the day the guy gets a cybernetic eye that lets him see every frequency in the spectrum PAID for by MW along with a sloppy BJ, then screw all this noise about a pardon.

I *heart* this so much! Is the singing flawless? No, but as beautiful and technically difficult Sondheim's songs are, many are meant to emphasize character over perfect musicality. I enjoy the hell out of this performance and it's just a recording. I can't wait to see the actual performance.

You know? I excused the dramatic narcissism, reported crazed jealousy, and moral transgressions. I was like, whatever, she's an idiot celebrity, but she has a really good voice and worked really hard as a child performer. This? This was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. Ignorant, racist, whitewashing sack…

This is one of my favorite musicals, and I was really terrified for what they'd done to it.

I love Coco an unreasonable amount. She is just the best. Plus her marriage to Ice T seems all kinds of wonderful.

I like Anna Kendrick. She's a talented person from Maine! I do wish this film didn't have Depp in it. I'm tired of his quirky, overacting ass, but I'll watch this film anyway. Great song!

This is my preemptive comment to all the wonderful people who will point out that Hannibal Buress was a writer on 30 Rock. Yes he was. A year after the episode with the Cosby joke aired, which was clarified in the previous article.

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

I worked with her this year and she is far from bat-shit insane. She's fucking awesome and one of the nicest actors I've had the pleasure of experiencing.

It's really only possible to eat hot dogs when you don't think about it too much.

Well, you know, if someone doesn't have a taste for it that's one thing but if you're a meat eater then everything you eat is disgusting when you really think about it. I don't get the special weirdness for this in particular from people who'll then go have a bacon wrapped hot dog.

Plus honestly haggis is delicious.

I really don't get why people are so weird about haggis. Like, what's the real difference between it and a sausage with a natural casing?

how do you get to be this good at being alive? like was she just born a phenomenon, or are there exercises - mental, phsyical, otherwise - she does to hone her amazing? is it the haircut?

All of this sounds so unpleasant. She can't have enjoyed having that much sex. I would be so tired of having sex.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

This is kind of what I was thinking. If this lady thinks POTUS and FLOTUS are bad role models, how fucked is the average black kid in her eyes?