When Sandra Bullock managed to secretly adopt a baby while going through a messy, juicy public divorce and winning an Academy Award, she blew this "I want privacy!" act sky-high. Maybe try not shopping at Kitson or going to that same beach in Malibu (Halle Berry) and you'll probably be fine.

Believe victims, guys. Even if we don't like who they are as people, or they're "tryhards" or their art is dumb. Believe them.

I have zero sympathy for celebrities bitching about how hard it is to be a celebrity while continuing to benefit from participating in celebrity culture. You want a normal life? Move to New Mexico like Julia Roberts did. Move to a little village in France like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did. Go to a place where…

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

Team No One. Bette is being a jerk and a hypocrite, and Ariana fails to comprehend the meaning of feminism and needs to stop being a thing ASAP.

Update: I'm still really, really angry about this.

I'm real tired of people getting more outraged when the rape victim is a child than a grown woman. Real fucking tired of it.

I appreciate Heidi And Spencer staying together...it keeps them from peeing in the dating pool ( figuratively speaking) They can keep all that douchery to themselves.

Cannot breathe, laughing too hard. Could I star this a few dozen more times before I start wheezing?

Every time I see this image, I smile. I love it!

Yeah, I'm gay and I agree that this isn't even in the top half of the list of awful things they do and promote. It feels a little off to me that this was the trigger.

Whatever the final catalyst is, I'm for it. Fuck their dumbass Quiverfull bullshit up the ziggy with a waa-waa brush.

Omigawd, that is the best smile I've ever seen on the internet! Too cute!

That is what you dirty gays get for hanging around with racoons and squirrels and shit.

WE HATE THE DUGGARS!!!!!

Rabid homosexual activists

Listen, I can't stand the Duggars as much as the next person, but is anyone else bothered by the fact that they've been preaching backwards women-should-be-barefoot-and-pregnant bullshit for years, but nobody thinks they should get cancelled until they delete some pics from their Facebook?

"Gave them the vote"? Uh, no. Men didn't just hand it over, women had to fight tooth and nail for that very basic right.