Vying to be the next Kellyanne Conway might not be a bad career move

With intelligent, aware leaders like that, I can’t imagine how Baylor has been able to exist as a toilet full of soft, bloody shit for such a long time. It’s a real head-scratcher.

The later ones without the chrome bumpers are better because cocaine > astronauts.

The earlier ones were fantastic. Because astronauts.

The irony here is that you’d think these people would be tickled to death that their lil’ Dictator wannabe won... right? Nope. They’re just as angry as they ever were and still blaming “the liberals” for everything.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Also, since Mazakeen doesn’t like the truth:

I say this all the time—Clinton is what used to pass as a moderate republican, and the GOP has gone far-right. And then yesterday, I heard some Trump surrogate on the radio claim the exact opposite—said that Clinton was practically a socialist, and the GOP congress is a bunch of liberal pussies. I felt like I was…

It’s so odd that republicans let Hillary occupy the center.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Only one of them has to sell shirts to compensate for his non-guaranteed contract and shorter average career, not to mention likely long-term neurological damage.

Words you can use when talking politics right now that will make me assume you are an inbred whack job who needs to go to an re-education camp, because your school and family failed you educationally.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

A lot has changed since your coma. We’ve had a black president for almost 8 years now.

Remember Jada made the statement boycotting the Oscars. So in her eyes the list of black people who should shut up and know their place.

Sounds like he had an axe to grinder.

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...

Well, mission accomplished. I quit watching the NFL two years ago, even the superbowls (one of which my team won), because I can’t stand giving money to such a corrupt, shitty organization.