Great so now apparently both my gas tank and my heroin addiction are supporting terrorism?

He’s a pudgy pussy beloved by other pudgy pussies. All fucking talk. Take away his solid gold toilet seat and he’d scream and weep like a baby.

Do they have a parking deck at that Oregon bird sanctuary?

What’s his grammar and grammpar got to do with it?

Katie Nolan? {swoons}

Katie Nolan is to Fox Sports 1 what Olivia Munn was to G4.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.

For some reason thinking about Peyton’s sex life is like thinking about my parents’ sex life. I really don’t want him to have genitals at all.

Goddamn, I love this song. I always thought it would be funny to send out party invitations that said “BYO Lampshade.” Only the cool kids would get it.

The fact that a practicing oncologist frequents this neighborhood and maybe even watches the same hideous trash tv I do really validates my chosen timewasters.

Even as a practicing layman, I read that, cocked my eyebrow and said, “I’m pretty sure it does not work that way.”

So hot. She deserved better production values.

Yeah I guess if you disagree with him or your profile mentions the word liberal, he blocks you. That’s some great discourse he encourages there.

It’s pretty ironic that he’s using “thall shalt love thy neighbor as thyself” as his argument to get those brown-skinned neighbors the hell out of his country.

This may be of little comfort, but you didn’t take it too far. Not even remotely. This peckerhead has earned all the scorn, and shade, and sarcasm.

Of fucking course he reads Breitbart...

The density of takes in this one meme is approaching Neutron Star level

Seriously, wtf man?