This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.

That might really limit the hiring pool in Texas.

For some reason thinking about Peyton’s sex life is like thinking about my parents’ sex life. I really don’t want him to have genitals at all.

Goddamn, I love this song. I always thought it would be funny to send out party invitations that said “BYO Lampshade.” Only the cool kids would get it.

The fact that a practicing oncologist frequents this neighborhood and maybe even watches the same hideous trash tv I do really validates my chosen timewasters.

Even as a practicing layman, I read that, cocked my eyebrow and said, “I’m pretty sure it does not work that way.”

So hot. She deserved better production values.

Well, since at some point, every single one of us had an ancestor who couldn’t hack it in their country of origin and fled to the US, I’d say, yes, he’s wrong.

Yeah I guess if you disagree with him or your profile mentions the word liberal, he blocks you. That’s some great discourse he encourages there.

Oh, we can take care of our own poor. We just won’t.

Uh, we have more than enough resources to take care of all of our poor and as many refugess as could be thrown at us. We’re the richest country in the world. We just choose not to use our resources this way.

Well... we can take care of our own poor, we just don’t. It’s pretty much a choice.

It’s pretty ironic that he’s using “thall shalt love thy neighbor as thyself” as his argument to get those brown-skinned neighbors the hell out of his country.

I appreciate what you are doing in this thread, but you are arguing with somebody who has chosen a screen name that combines bukkake and Hillary Clinton. I doubt he is listening to reasoned arguments about generational shifts in social security.

This may be of little comfort, but you didn’t take it too far. Not even remotely. This peckerhead has earned all the scorn, and shade, and sarcasm.

Of fucking course he reads Breitbart...

Actually, their regime collapsed because of our bullshit Iraq war which also created ISIS, so this is pretty much on us! Thanks for playing and demonstrating you know shit about fuck-all though!

The density of takes in this one meme is approaching Neutron Star level

Seriously, wtf man?