Has the nickname "Chocolate Einstein" been claimed by anyone?

I lived in boystown for a little while. Lots of folks like going out to watch the Bears...

I think you're approaching this from a place of good faith, and that's cool and I'm glad, but the argument you're making here is that cultural sensitivity is less important than a streamlined and uncomplicated joke-making process, and ... well, let's just say I think that's a pretty tough sell.

...And then I said to the barista, "God, did you hear about journalism?"

Talk about spreading rumors. Ew deadspin.

Uhh, if my last name was Bradshaw, as in daughter of Terry Bradshaw, I might hang on to it also. Just saying. This sounds like a classic Ambien tragedy, honestly. It's a hell of a drug.

Is it just me or have female sports reporters been knocking it out of the park lately?

They should suspend him without pay.

My abusive ex used to use the words "libations" and "tasty beverages" a lot. I mean, a lot. It really is reflective of a type, evidently. A type to avoid.

Dear Sirs,

No. That's not what he is saying. He is just saying that he wants to hide behind "due process" as his out so that he can have a better chance to win football games. This doesn't show that he doesn't think the facts are that bad, it just shows what kind of emphasis these people put on a fucking football game.

I respect and actually enjoy Chris Carter's analysis, especially his thoughts on this. Whupping a child imo, doesn't really have a positive effect on Children. Especially 4 year olds who have none/or very little cognitive ability.

Wow,that was straight from the heart...and bold. Kudos to Carter for taking a brave stance on the subject.

You have one of them lousy one-tab only computers too?

Wow, no republicans signed something against the old rich white guy?

Another Chrysler -Ferrari mashup...

Each new Ferrari will also come with a $100 Olive Garden giftcard for that old country taste.

You'd think it would have been the time he borrowed Ferris Bueller's Ferrari.

I agree with everything Katie said, and I'm a big fan of hers. But large corporations don't tend to make drastic changes unless their customers demand it. And so far, I don't see the NFL fan/public demanding that more women become part of the product in the way she desires. Maybe if women boycotted certain networks?…

Peter, Peter pumpkin latte drinker.