angstspork
AngstSpork
angstspork

I’ll say this for halfpipe, it’s about the only sport decided by judges that I can usually tell who was best even though I can’t tell a 1440 Frontside Twisty McStuffin from a Triple Lindy.

I mean, with that new haircut... dude aged well, to say the least.

And NBC is failing to bleep out any of the profanity again. “I fucking did it!” on repeat. Snowboarders are just completely discombobulating the censors.

According to the BBC article, the Korean characters that represent 1,500 and 15,000 are quite close to each other. So it’s sort of like a math typo or adding an extra zero.

I mean, ok, you have a bunch of extra eggs.

They should double check to make sure they have the eggsact amount next time.

Their nefarious plans to make all the popovers and Dutch Babies to feed to and slow down Danish speed-skaters were obviously exposed.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

I want to believe this was at a grocery store and you’re trying to causally check out while not noticing you’re standing next to Cam Chancellor. This is what I’m choosing to believe.

I truly appreciate and respect how committed you are to this bit, Kate.

Sometimes the direction nature is going isn’t a good one.

They also rev them up at the beginning with promises that “If you just want it enough and are willing to work hard enough for it, you can have economic freedom through this company.” Then they trot out a bunch of people who have actually made it—made a ton of money and retired early through the company. So, when the

(sigh). I recently had to unfollow a family member who is so deep into Pampered Chef that every other FB post was hawking something.

YES! I’m right at the age where 90% of my friends has a kid between 1-5 years old and they are ALL selling shit. I even live across the country from most of them and get the spam online invites constantly. I’ve had to stop following a lot of them on social media because it was no longer about my friends but about

Younique? I’m so tired of seeing close-ups of my friends eyes, and lives of them putting on tons of foundation. Tired of “MORNING DIVAS!”

I’m not a Spouse anymore, but the overpriced Pampered Chef pots and pans followed me into civilian life.

Seriously. My ex-husband is an officer in the Army, and it was this shit right out of the gate, even back in 2003, before there were this many companies, and this much social media. I think I can only remember one spouse get together that wasn’t a front for some MLM nonsense. My distaste for such things, coupled with

Lularoe and other direct sales marketing operations are rampant in the military spouse community. Makes it hard to make new friends when really it’s just people trying to sell or rope you in to sell. BUT those prints are so hideous. When did tights become pants? I’m obviously an old.

If you have to say it’s not a pyramid scheme....it’s probably a pyramid scheme.

Lego Luke Skywalker: C'mon, baby. Just this once.