angstspork
AngstSpork
angstspork

We have 4 cats. They all sleep with us. They do not interfere with sex, either, though my husband gets offended if they are so unimpressed they don’t even bother to move during the act. The older we all get, the more often it happens that we finish up and they are still dead asleep, right where they started.

Love love love seeing this! More men discussing feelings, please! This is the antidote to a lot of the shitty news out there.

Did you find a solution to the friction? 5-7 miles is my usual range too, and I have serious friction issues because of boobs. I wear two sports bras when I run because I’ve got big ones, and despite using my body glide stick religiously I still get friction burns where the bra bands rub together. Any tips would be

I think it depends on where you sweat. I’m drenched from head to waist after a long treadmill run, but moisture wicking exercise tights keep me fairly comfy waist-down.

DPD getting sassy.

I’m more direct: ‘I don’t like mixing friendship with commerce, it makes me uncomfortable.’

I remember that his constant deep-dive crotch adjustments meant the network had to cut away from him to keep baseball a family viewing experience. And that I hated him with the fire of 1000 suns.

I went for a run at the Denver Zoo yesterday (kids in Zoo camp this week), and both their polar bears were firmly entrenched in the water features of their enclosures.

Fuck you, Darrel, for making me cry over a Chargers hat.

All the love for this. My youngest goes to bed at 7, my husband is home at 6:30. I could have a 90 minute window of hangry kids followed by a grouchy, gripey, rushed family meal, or feed them at 5:30, then have family time 6:30-7, then eat with my husband in a chillaxed atmosphere. HMMMMM....

I had to stop using cocoa butter lotion because one of our cats Can’t Stop Licking Me when I do.

Our kitchen countertop is soapstone, which needs regular applications of mineral oil to keep it looking nice & pretty. One cat follows me around as I rub in oil, licking it off the counter like it’s the best treat he’s ever tasted.

I have two half-Irish children and live at altitude, ie closer to the sun than I should. ALL of us have a pool uniform of long-sleeved rash guard, hat & swim trunks, including mom (me). I’m not the Irish parent, but I’m the pool parent, and if I don’t wear it they won’t. Picture a million suburban moms in bikinis and

My older kid now likes staying up until 9. Mom clocks off at 8. Sorry kid. Stay up, but stay out of my face.

I’d say there’s some truth to the importance of scheduling. I’ve been banging my husband for 15 years. It’s marvelous, but between work & house & kids it is easy to forget how great sex can be when I just want to SIT ALONE ON THE COUCH FOR 5 GODDAMN MINUTES. We make ‘cuddle’ dates- no pressure to have sex, but we’re

Watched it on demand as I exercised. It was so delightfully bad.

Consider adding Lambda Legal to your list. LGBTQ advocacy org.

You know what? Fuck this lady. I already voted HRC and blocked all the Trump supporters in my fb feed, but being an asshole to people who she assumed were legally gathered to exercise their first amendment rights is fucking awful. That’s before I even get into my food allergy rage.

I’m a mother of two sons I personally made and then pushed out using my pussy. I appreciate it more.

This is me too. I haven’t missed it, either.