Been 14 years. It’s been downgraded to a danger zone now. Interestingly, the one movie that made me totally lose my shit when it came out was About Schmidt. I've never watched it again, and I wonder if it would still hit me that way. (My dad died, not my mom, if that helps explain it.)

I only tell my husband about my dreams if they involve me sleeping with a woman. It's the only time he cares.

Fair enough, though even by that standard they're on the far side of the bell curve.

Though we need to get on importing this law.

Hell, the average American marriage is 7 years. They did well compared to the plebes, let alone Hollywood.

I try to keep it at 1200-1300, plus exercise most days. It can suck, but I feel healthy & physically fabulous. I’m not even thin, just a healthy 5’1” 128. I have a slooooow metabolism.

So, as a professional, are you on Team Wig?

CSI. So Much CSI.

Question: Could she realistically, assuming she has great styling skills, give herself those hairstyles? They just look like the kind of thing you need someone else to do- someone else who would notice your straight blonde roots.

I would pay to watch the Eminem & Sean Hannity Show.

I don’t doubt it- this was in the mid-late 90’s, so it's been a while. I'm sure the resort even has new ugly uniforms by now.

My parents moved to Coeur d’Alene while I was in college, so I spent a few summers there waiting tables at Cedars and wearing hideous uniforms at the Resort. I can’t remember seeing a single person of color who lived in town.

Bull Durham.

My husband, who I can verify is very straight, is, was, and likely shall ever be a Tori Amos fan. I like baseball.

Fyi you can find whole mst3k eps on YouTube by the dozen :)

Rags, you’re the real MVP.

Am...am I married to you?

FTR their therapist would be a mandated reporter too. There is a good reason that that law exists!

Currently on a jury where there is testimony from DPD & APD. As those officers seem eager to express, Denver =/= Aurora.

Per the Denver Zoo Komodo Dragon exhibit, which I visited Friday, their mouths are teaming with hideous bacteria that can cause fatal infections in prey. So if they gave this lady heavy antibiotics, she's cool.