angstspork
AngstSpork
angstspork

I do the dab on finger, smear on lid, allow to dry method. Seems to work well!

I haven't tried many others, so I can't compare, but Too Faced is awesome stuff. A tube is $20, but lasts FOREVER, and it works so well that I consider it worth the money. I can exercise, shower, and *still* have to use eye makeup remover to get my shadow off when I use it.

this is my husband, passing the nerd lore to the next generation.

Too Faced makes awesome eyeshadow primer too. I have it in neutral & champagne. The neutral is just basic primer, but the champagne is primer-plus-pale shimmer, which I often use alone with eye liner for basic makeup days.

I'm with you- people focus so much on the party, rather than the lifetime they're saying they wish to spend together.

I was thinking of Kaepernick- sorry that got lost in translation. I am a psychologist, though, and I hope your sister's ex is doing better. His age, family chaos, and drug use could be a potent recipe for a psychotic break, although that's only one possibility.

Yikes! This is some bunny-boiling-level scary behavior. I don't think anyone appreciates the crazy we invite into our lives when we sleep with someone we don't know well.

lucky you if that's your reality, but all the parents right now are screaming BULLSHIT, only they're whisper-screaming it because the kids are in the room.

In a just world they'd all bring up Amelia Peabody.

That's either whole milk or thin yogurt- yikes!!

In November my kids & I were in a car accident. We were ok, but between the car being totaled, the ambulance, the hour-long drive for my husband to get to us, etc. it was pretty late by the time we all got in his car to take me to the ER for my broken finger (let the ambulance go- I didn't want to tie them up for a…

No one called Garfield?

In some ways it is easy to see what will be harder, because a lot of it is obvious. What took us by surprise was how entirely temperamentally different #2 is from #1. We were used to parenting one type of kid, and we had to learn to parent two utterly dissimilar people at the same time. Still learning.

Pumping can really throw your body off, too. I pumped 9x a day for my preemie until he learned to breast feed at 11 weeks. At that point, though, my body was producing over 40oz of milk a day. It took me months to 'wean' myself from the pump, which sucked. Lost a TON of weight, though.

I'm in CO and looking for a dog. I was all set to volunteer— except for the 'no kids or other pets' restriction. Ft. Collins is a great town with a fantastic veterinary school, so I'm sure Sherlock is going to be adored by someone.

My man is a fog horn too. We cuddle until he starts blaring, then he gets shunted to the other side of the bed. Lovingly shunted. And when he snores in the night he gets kicked until he stops. Lovingly kicked.

Most likely this is a liability issue. If company policy is to report all drunk drivers, they could conceivably be sued if an unreported DD then went out and hurt/killed someone. I'm going to give them a pass on that- the way the law is written makes them a vulnerable target.

TWoP recaps of Survivor used to describe this as the 'excess of awesomeness' phenomenon, as in 'I was voted off because I'm just too awesome and the rest of them couldn't handle it'.

I requested free catalogues from both- thank you! Please accept my gift, for the low-brow grandpa humor, pajama jeans wearing crazy cat lady in you:

My kids think of juice as a treat, only accessible in friends' homes and after soccer games. Milk 4 Lyfe!