Nails of all kinds are gross except for the fully natural, perfectly trimmed, clean and unpainted.

This nail trend is just a want to brag, “I don’t need to functionally use my hands.” 

Ugly AF.

Since all of these looks are meant to demonstrate that you don’t have to work for a living, it makes perfect sense.

Not my thing but if they wanna let their freak flags fly, more power to them. I love looking at people’s crazy nails. It reminds me of the ladies at the salon in the early 90s when I went to get my hair permed. They had all kinds of fun colors and jewels to match their wigs. 

No.

They look like bassoon reeds

So.. she didn’t leave the hotel, and had something delivered, not face to face... what’s the issue? 

I’d like him to write about how monarchies are bullshit and should be abolished worldwide.

Honestly? My daughter is a senior this year, and I got the CTC right after I scheduled her Senior Picture Session($$$), so If these checks are going to help defray some of her senior expenses, I am all for it! Because y’all already know that Senior Year in high school is just waking up every day to some new reason to…

Well, yes.  Handouts to me are important to stimulate the economy and to keep the country working.  Handouts to other people are anathema; they’re all lazy and need to just get a job.  Signed, Republicans.

You want to talk about hand-outs? I married into a farming family, NRA members, conservative AF, and they never, ever referred to their farming subsidy checks as a “hand-out,” but as something that was their due. These payments to families with children are hard won and I hope every dancing mom understands that this…

Watching Mitch McConnell say, on camera, “I didn’t vote for it, no one in my party did... but... uh... you’ll be getting free money” was delicious.

Vote blue in 2022. We need to be sure that people know that this is the sort of good governance that comes from turning out to vote for Democrats. I believe that every single Republican voted against it.

I appreciate and sympathize with Spear’s feelings, but I hope her new lawyer tells her to knock that stuff off until she is out of that hellish conservatorship; because that is exactly the sort of thing the conservator’s lawyers can use to say that she is not in full control of her emotions and thus needs a…

It’s an intentional distraction to keep people from asking questions about their church and general “Chreepy Christians” vibe.

I hate the phrase “money doesn’t buy happiness”. Sure, having money doesn’t make you happy, but it does give you peace of mind knowing you’ll be able to pay your bills, rent, buy food and clothes, or anything else you need. To me, that’s happiness.

And if she’s one of the many, many people who just can’t stand to be alone with their own thoughts for any length of time, therapy is probably a really good idea.

She went from “lucky enough to be held accountable for past gross behavior” to “im caaaaaaaaaaancelled and depressed because no one is paying attention to me on social media, how will my THIRTY FIVE million people that follow me see what i have to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay since im caaaaaancelled.”

Allegedly, money can’t buy happiness but if I had Chrissy Teigen kind of money (and two small children) I’d fine a way to be happy. It is incredibly sad that you could go through your adult life and have all the tools of happiness at your disposal but your addiction ends up being Twitter attention.