Farts every time their mouth opens.

You ever play an RPG where they give you full control over creating a custom avatar and you create something hideous and outrageous? That’s what he is... totally. All of his facial sliders have been pushed to max.

A pack of wild dogs tearing the two of them apart?

A warrant for his arrest?

“Instead, he’s promoting an “America First” tour with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene aimed at calling out RINOS....”

I just want someone to smash that joker-esque smile off his face with a 10 pound sledgehammer.

So they were upset that she put so many people in “danger” by not disclosing her age, then “didn’t have any further contact until she was 18"

Well they'd have to pay women, underage or not, for sex. Because who'd willingly sleep with that conehead for nothing?!

Counter-counterpoint: no

GOP opposition to free education and healthcare starts to make more sense when you realise the only way they can get some is to exploit desperate people.

Oh for fuck’s sake, Matt:
Big Boy wants his haircut back!
Oh, and: GO TO JAIL.

Man, this just Gaetz better and better.

Man fuck everything about this story. Grown, actually adult men from the party that rails against sex work, blocks welfare safety nets for teenagers, free tuition, student loan forgiveness, axes housing for displaced youth etc; battered “tuition” for sex with a 17-18 year old girl. Yet she’s the one who endangered…

This will be one of the most delicious perp walks of all time...

Eh, since this is all being kept in some record somewhere, I’m not an assassin or a soothsayer.

The other day I misheard my co-worker saying “I wish he gets stabbed” as “I wish he gets staph,” and now my mind is stuck on it. Fuck Giuliani. I hope he gets a bad staph infection.

Rudy likely thought no judge could be convinced to issue a search warrant for the office and home of the former guy’s lawyer. So given his butt dialling, pecker fondling and ghastly hair dying proclivities, one can only imagine the lash up he’s made of his filing system and phone/computer records. The feds will have…

Thank you for your service!

“No one ever questions why Ann Coulter isn’t married and doesn’t have kids”

Easy. They are rewarded well for their blind support. Remember Aunt Lydia and Serena Joy? Like that.