I think he makes a great point.... and I am pretty concerned that older folks in Arizona are getting a little senile, and we certainly wouldn’t want any low-quality dementia votes coming in. So, I think they should pass a law that all folks over 65 need to get a dementia screening within a week before voting, and have…

All these assholes are taking cover under the fiction of preventing voter fraud...a crime that doesn’t happen in anywhere near significant numbers anywhere in the US. Usually when they catch anyone trying to pull off  fraud, it’s a Republican.

It ain’t me, it ain’t me
I ain’t no congressman’s son

GO TAMS.

I would like to point out to Fucker Carlson that the most feared snipers of WWII were Russian Women. That not only are women welcome in many militaries, in some countries (such as Israel) they are required to serve. That not every person in the air force is a fighter pilot, most airmen and airwomen are not pilots, and…

That shade was the best shade. That shade could cool a whole wedding party on a hot summer day. That shade could kill a lawn. That shade was so deep the light from the sun would take a million years to get there.

That’s what poor people are for.

“For good measure, Duckworth quipped that she—a woman who lost both legs in combat—likely dances better than Tucker”

McConaughey would easily be the best governor since Ann Richards, whose term ended in 1995. After her were George W. Bush, Rick Perry, and now Abbot.

Could McConaughey possibly be worse than Abbott?

Oh, this is theoretical. Just going by the title, I thought Buzz Aldrin masturbated in a used Tang pouch and tossed it out the hatch back in 1969.

Come on, we all know his mother never loved him enough to ever give him a haircut...

Not bad, but I still prefer this one:

Wait... you mean there ISN’T a war on Christmas?

Carlson knows he’s gotta turn the vitriol up to 11 every night to desperately hang on to viewers and keep the trump swamp stew boiling. He’s another nonentity hotboxing his own farts on national TV for the delusional lumpen.

Carlson, Trump, and their allies want to have a monopoly on victimization. That’s inconvenient since they haven’t faced any real challenges in their lives, so they get pissed when people identify real harassment.

Imagine if Piers Morgan actually got that worked up about the Grenfell Tower fire, or the Tories fucking over the poor for the last decade.

Good. Let’s badger all these jerkass manbabies until they quit. Tucker Carlson next please.

It was probably a work thing for her, and you have to wonder if she even remembers it at all.

Self-canceled!