I’ll bet he had his name on there until someone told him no. 

Rush Limbaugh next to all the members of the Sackler family.  

Rush Limbaugh next to Ronald McDonald.

“Helen Keller’s statue beside Kobe Bryant’s? Alex Trebek beside Edgar Allen Poe? Better yet, a statue of Ulysses S. Grant beside one of Sitting Bull?”

I had this exact chat with my husband the other day. While I admire and understand anyone on the left who wants to come out to support Biden and Harris, or stand up to these morons threatening more violence, the best way to do that is from home. Stay away, stay safe, stay healthy, and let these bastards knot their own…

At this point, the wise thing to do would be to move the inauguration indoors and live stream only. They need to restrict the event to family and friends of the new POTUS and VPOTUS. They may want to project a normal transition of power, but nothing about this is normal. There is a pandemic and officials are spooked…

I was just so embarrassed for the entire country when that happened.

Yes. “Take your daughter to work” day.

I’m sure the current plan is to have Daddy do all her campaigning for her (so he can have MEEEEEE rallies) but he’s going to be in jail or dead by then, and I really don’t think she could handle doing everything a campaign demands.

This was some political conference in Europe where she went around and barged into conversations and acted like she belonged there, even though she had nothing constructive to add and everyone already hated her arrogant, belligerent father.

I despise Bullshit Barbie, but let’s be fair, Hillary Clinton was also a carpetbagger. The Clintons bought their NY home after she decided to run for Moynihan’s vacated senate seat. I can totally see Vanky running against Rubio and winning. Little Marco better watch his back. Unless of course NY comes through for us…

I would LOVE to see that fucking twerp tossed out on his dumb little ass, but not at this price...

Going straight for a Senate seat, huh? That’s a bold choice Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for her.

Donnie Half Scoop and Ivanka singing like canaries about their goblin father is such a beautiful thought.

I can’t even describe how much I wish to wake up tomorrow to the headline news: TRUMP TAKEN INTO CUSTODY!!!

Jenna is the Texas mutation of Karen. 

“It’s as if the ghost of Charles Darwin was riding a horse named Karma while leading all of these inbred troglodytes toward infamy in the halls of the Capitol.”

Oh, look. It’s the first Karen. The Karen that gave rise to all other Karens. Proto-Karen.