My rules for naming humans:

Be well, Sassy! Hoping you have a full recovery.

Craigslist Free section is an obsession of mine as well.

God-fucking-dammit this is ENRAGING and unsurprising.

The only song that I like of her’s (okay actually No Doubt) is “Just a Girl” because that’s a good song! The rest is trash, and I’m still mad about the cover of “It’s My Life.” That never needed to happen.

Why hasn’t “Simone Biles” entered the lexicon as a fucking verb already? You know, when someone does something amazing and incredibly difficult but makes it look natural and with style, why is it that we haven’t started saying “damn, Laura just Simone Bilesed that” yet?

Oh no don't do that! Capt. Von Trapp was sooooo hot!

I saw him do stand up on NYE many years back solely because I loved News Radio (not him specifically, but I thought he’d be alright).

I’m going to paraphrase the great Julia Louis-Dreyfus and say that when guys bitch about political correctness and being “cancelled” what they’re really complaining about is that they’re actually going to be held accountable for saying shitty things.

Not crazy at all. Both of my kids are named after dead-yet-beloved family members and one of those names just happens to be Philippa.

Nothing changes, unfortunately. I began working in the NICU about 15 years ago and I was floored by the number of POC that made up the rosters. I live in a pretty white city, but our NICU babies were about 70%, of the population. I worked with March of Dimes to assist in identifying and preventing the reasons for the…

Oh man, American Girl got me good. My newly minted right year old just inherited my original 80's Samantha with a few outfits (goddamn the little school accessories are so great!) and steamer storage trunk. We also read all of the books and I admit that I’m still pining away for the birthday set and summer vacation…

Okay, so this is just a thing that is weird about me, but I cannot ever find a man attractive if he has those slopey attached earlobes. Ever. I mean, there's a lot to dislike about Gaetz's appearance (bad avatar design being a genius way to describe it), but those earlobes just creep me the fuck out.

Also, not all surprising. I mean, he molested HIS SISTERS. And other girls, too.

Following a good stabbing?

Just to be certain here, no one reading this article thinks that Jane Austen wrote “Jane Eyre,” right?

Holy shit my high school years would’ve been much better spent if there’d been a couple of Tigers wandering around.

I don’t even know where to begin. It’s all just, just, just so sickening. Demoralizing. Hopeless. It’s fucking hopeless, isn’t it?

Eeeeewwwww! Good god he’s got the creepiest fucking face.

I hear you. I received my vaccine by happy accident, but since my state opened up eligibility last week trying to secure an appointment for my SO has been a full time job. Luckily we got him one for tomorrow only just in the suburbs of our city, so it’s nice to know that my dedication has paid off. However, I can NOT…