We must give this hoon a wide berth.

Snow Monster is not impressed.

Maybe, just maybe (please-oh-please-oh-please) this will get people interested enough in those awful, filthy, smoke-spewing diesels that they bring the Smart ForTwo CDI to the US. 85 mpg FTMFBBQW!!!!!11!!!

Do you always drift right in the bottom half of the hour?

Am I the only one who's more interested in the aggregate?

We got you covered!

Since I looked and saw that I-87 ran straight down into Manhattan, I now have the urge to hop on I-87 and take a day trip. Just drive down, turn around, and GTFO. What could possibly happen?

And funnily enough, that is right in 87's back yard!

It's not too bad coming in second:

Is it still an "Interstate Highway" if it only exists in one state?

I think I saw maybe 4 black people in that entire ad. This was supposed to be Detroit, right?

You moved? I guess I missed that. Japan? Nice. And slightly related, with the screwy weather this year the cherry blossoms came out this week in Washington DC!!

I'm sorry you died, 'cuz it sounds like you're in Heaven to me!

It was quite the sight. I wish I had pictures....

Which one? The UTV or the GEM? The GEM is the honey of retirement communities. Overpriced, but a honey. I could never use one because the road in front of my house is posted 40MPH and they're usually limited to roads posted 35 & under.

And that's why I don't do crosswords. It's just a bunch of dicks trying to be clever ambiguous dicks. Yet not too ambiguous...dicks.

Yes, I can picture the location...and the excitement "CODE BROWN!!!"

Dear 1974 Pinto wagon,

Same description for that first 'real' girlfriend.

Storrow Drive. That road's a hoot. Good place to train if you ever want to race touring cars.