I haven't been through Oklahoma in September for a while, but during the concord grape harvest farms would set up farm stands ON THE INTERSTATE!! Dumbasses slamming on their brakes because these guys are 5 cents less than those guys, and people pulling out of a line of parked cars right into traffic travelling at…

NO WAY!!

Well, at least in a legal sense it would help determine who was at fault...unless the other guy had that sign too...

Yeah, those donkeys can be pretty bad, dumb *and* stubborn! My favorite part about Big Island was how they warn you that "it gets dark." I guess a large number of their visitors have never been away from street lights before :)

There is a sign near my house I've yet to take a picture of that says "WEAVING TRAFFIC." It's on a short stretch of 2-lane one-way where almost all people coming from the left will be going right and almost all people from the right will be going left. Fun!

Danger! Volcano!

At first I was like "Heyy!!":

If anybody was wondering what to get me for Christmas....

1884 De Donk Bouton

"Why the fuck did you do that! "

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face."

A little out of my price range and not quite my style. What would really be nice is if something like TV's K.I.T.T. were to come up for sale...oh, wait...

I had a friend that bought a CRX when they first came out becasue the dealer said she looked "cute" in it. He was right...damn cute. She drove that car for 20 yrs. You know how they say people start to look like their pets? Well, imagine what a CRX looked like after 20 years of hard miles and Vermont winters...so…

...aaannnd none of them had nets around their buildings either.

Ah yes, the gool ol' days. What's the difference between Apple of today and Apple of yesteryear? Back then they didn't need nets around the upper levels of the factory to keep workers from committing suicide.

"...lined with piles of the driver's cash."

Just how big is a Nebuchadnezzar size bottle of Moët & Chandon?

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti

Damn hippies.

Slim pickings this week but here are my favorite quotes from