So I died and went to heaven. I was standing there before God and told Him "you and I are a lot alike...we both drive a Galaxy."

My favorite Tom Selleck "I don't take myself seriously" moment was when he was on the David Letterman show doing motorboat impressions in a washtub.

The first time I saw him after he shaved he was wearing a tweed jacket and promoting a golf tournament...I didn't recognize him!

The same as trying to look like Don Johnson...all the douches and wannabes were doing it.

I was more of a Nigel Mansell fan. I had thought about growing a giant, bushy Mansell moustache to show support, but most people would've just thought I was trying to look like Tom Selleck.

We're gonna need a bigger crane...

Fixed it.

tl;dr, promoted anyway

One of these days, Alice...

I know, but I juuuust can't commit. The real decider may be that I don't think it can be had with a chrome grill...but then there's aftermarket grills....

Shenanigans? Aren't there two different grills on that Jeep? In one pic it looks chrome, the other it looks gloss black. Maybe it's just the lighting but I'm 97% sure they're different. Maybe they're just representative pix....

It wasn't a daily commute, she actually worked in another direction. But when friends or family visited they would inevitably want to go to BG and Kings Dominion.

mmmm....tunnels.....

Yea, it might be back to the ol' psychology again...smaller roads + smaller cars = higher chance of death, so it's either slow down or become a better driver. Europeans have evidently gone the "better driver" route and "better drivers" = fewer collisions. Easy peasy.

Which part? The 3% thing or being bitter?

Here's one:

Vermont's finest.

I'm not snarky, I'm bitter.

Highway designer:

I said it'd be psychologically interesting, didn't I? :P