Needs a TOW package.

@$kaycog: Oh man! I had that happen once. Me and some friends took a ride downtown and parked under a tree with about a million birds in it. We got out and all closed our doors at the same time...scared the birds...major shitstorm ensued!!! No self-serve pressure washers back then and RoboWash was closed for the…

"This outrageous stretch Oldsmobile Toronado was bracket raced against Clair Sanders in the Jungle Jim Nova F/C."

@Venture Industries... bringing you yesterday's tomorrow today!: @patman:

@$kaycog: They forgot the #NSF$ tag.

@♥♥♥Potbelly♥Joe♥♥♥:

"Finally, we enjoy racing again."

@ne1245: Luke 13:5...the new answer to "Why did you turn?"

@urabus idranim: And to be brutally honest, that 1/4 mile reference is how far we hear them from *inside* the house!!

25 feet. Another one of those "common sense" laws. I believe in car stereo laws. Retarded distance figures I do not. The only use for a 25 foot measurement is that it points out which of your local lawmakers are idiots that need to be replaced.

@POLAЯ:

@Pessimippopotamus: "Naboo cruisers are chrome" and sound like old Chevys with rotted exhaust.

See the chrome.

@spoke2go1: I love dogs. With the right mustard....

@pj134: I was spoiled in F1 right from the get-go. When I started watching it was Prost, Senna, and Piquet with Murray Walker and James Hunt as commentators on the BBC feed. **sigh**

@pj134: Remember the good ol' days of F1 before the 8-engines-per-season rule? About 20 years ago during the Canadian GP Renault blew up about 13 engines during the weekend. And at about $2 mil. a pop....

@SerialThriller: I miss the good ol' days when female fans of Dr. Pepper would wear "I (heart) DP" t-shirts.

BSM...isn't that cell-phone shorthand for bosom?

@_Engineer: The things I would let the one on the right do to me...

@KeyserSöze: A friend of mine used to drive the Weinermobile. We joked that it'd look good on her résumé. It did. Her next job was driving the Maxwell House Coffee Airstream.