@Christian Park: X-ray my baggage? I don't want anybody knowing how many ShakeWeights I travel with.

They weren't muggers. They were probably just trying to sell him a hat or something.

@thunder: Tough call...would I rather have Sabine driving...or sitting in the passenger seat holding my milkshake?

@ranwhenparked: needz moar restavek

@Christian Park: "your are"?...speaking of retarded

@BrtStlnd: Here's my attempt at moron math:

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways:

@contest005: Flavio. Money+hotcars=chicks.

@KeyserSöze: ...and did their usual hack job of testing. Mechanical stopwatch? 10-15 percent deviations in timed runs? Sure, on the whole the backwards times were slower but does that just prove Adam can't drive with a dashboard in his back? And don't get me started on the surfboard.

@Novaload: Wow! Somebody's got an industrial size 'female' attachment for their Accu-Jack!

"...body is solid steal..."

@Motor_Yakuza: Buddy Christ approves of your approval.

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Thanks for the click...man, I haven't laughed that hard for a damn long time. All I kept hearing in my head was

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Holy shit! Holy shit! If I didn't know they taped months in advance I'd a-thunk they were reading Jalopnik...TPIR had a Mazda 3 hatch for a prize today!!! I laughed so hard I almost shit myself!!!

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Every so often they get some cool cars on TPIR. I've seen a nice '57 Chevy, '66 GTO, '55 Thunderbird, and even a '64 Bentley!

@Straight6er: Not as strange a suggestion as you might think. The track in Dover had a bunch of terrible bumps. They just went over it and ground down the bumps...made it super-smooth. I wish they'd at least tried it at Daytona. Daytona has been bumpy as hell for over a decade, so much so that drivers used mouth…

See the chrome.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: A guy in college had a couple of McCreary slicks with a plank across the top for his stereo shelf. It smelled awful but I still want one. I like the coffe table idea. Stack up 3 or 4 for a breakfast nook.

@brust: I bought the GT back when Coors Race Trucks were the Next Big Thing (that series spawned NASCAR racetrucks) and Steve Saleen was one of the big stars. The only real trouble was the lack of dry space when it rained. But yeah, the car+trailer combo works great...right up until you get all those people that…

I drove a Ranger for about 12 years. Having the truck bed available makes me think of that sawzall I have in the garage. I don't use it very often, but when I need it I *absolutely* need it. There are some jobs that would be an inconceivable amout of work that turn into a walk in the park when you have a sawzall…