@Editz: I kinda had Zorak in mind.

@LandofMinos. What is that little white haired, British accented F1 mascot? A garden gnome or a leprechaun?: While Cha-Cha was raised and lived as a New York state resident, I'll always think of her as a Vermonter because she was born here in my state. (I think she was maybe 8 months old when they moved)

That shall be his undoing.

The whole (hole?) story.

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: Actually that's the new Low-Observabilty Fleet Ballistic Missile. It's propeller-driven so the IR satellites can't pick up the rocket flare. Instead of rocket fuel the large internal tank carries compressed air which is injected in front of the blades at high altitudes to give the prop something…

I found a picture of his instructor.

Needs moar Fast & Furious Fibreglass

@LandofMinos. What is that little white haired, British accented F1 mascot? A garden gnome or a leprechaun?: Ha! Dirty Shirley Muldowney? Wrong drag queen. A few weeks back when everybody was talking about Vettel's "maturity" I had a strange image of him in a little sailor suit with ballons in one hand and a giant…

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: I like the way you think. I wonder how long before somebody actually makes an electric station wago....er...crossover vehicle.

@maximum_sarge: I was a little off, I found my old notes. When I was shopping the gas was 16/23 and the diesel listed as 28/36. That's why I was pissed, I'd be using 1/3 less fuel and the tree huggers saw that as being completely unacceptable. I almost bought an old M-B with ratty injectors just to piss everybody…

@maximum_sarge: 30 MPG is not that good either especially when Rangers get 27 and even Honda minivans get 29. The Jeep Liberty CRD diesel I desperately wanted but couldn't have (fuckin' Vermont) got 39. The looks? Fugly works for me. Just put more antennas on it. But no option for a stick was an absolute deal…

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: Maybe GM should just bag the name Volt, rewrite all the specs to what they currently are and tell everybody it's something else. Put four portholes in each front fender and call it the Ampmaster.

@Blitzschnell: ...aaand now it's *my* wallpaper. I see he's got that AccuJack action goin'...

@LandofMinos. What is that little white haired, British accented F1 mascot? A garden gnome or a leprechaun?: So you're saying we should send the petition to Hamilton?

@Dab O' Swine: There's nothing like that new-lemon smell.

@Blitzschnell: I liked that one. Luscious Liz just doesn't have the flair. Maybe we should start a Jalopnik petition and suggest Dirty Shirley for the RB7!

"Dirty Shirley" Isn't that the name of Sebastian Vettel's car?

@MaWeiTao: Oldsmohindra?