@maximum_sarge: I wanted one of these sooo badly. I came up with an evil plan...give the wife my Jeep, sell her Explorer, get a new Mahindra p'up. Ta-da! Got my diesel!

@Dab O' Swine: So...not quite a volt?

@Rä¢inG73 - ain't nuthin' but a G73 thang: I guess the real question is "what is 'Extended Range' mode?" Is it a mode the driver selects or is it automatic? It could be nannyware for people with feet made of lead or for those the think "E" stands for E-nuff to get to the store and back.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: I thought it was a 1st Gen. Dalek.

@LuckyChuck hoons shopping carts: LuckyChuck, your capacitance for puns astounds me. There oughta be a hall of fame to induct you into. I'm sure you're amped up at the prospect.

I heard Toonces was trying to make a comeback.

@VeeArrrSix: Paul Tracy? **click**

@SubieBlast: I wouldn't know. I've never seen Obama in a toga....but there must be some pics somewhere from back in his hippie days.

@Xander Crews: Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny secondary horn.

@PotbellyJoe - Always practices safe viscous coupling...: *cough* *cough* Don't mind me, I'm feeling a little hoarse.

@Xander Crews:

@arozzi 수동차 마시고 싶어: That's been done. Lucas perfected that in the '60's.

@mattattaxx: They're responding to the backlash from their previous tightwad ways. Win95 you got wingdings. Win98 added webdings. XP...tahoma! If you wanted extra fonts from MS you had to pay extra for Office, etc. Finally, Vista and lookie at all dem fonts! Of course in the years between XP and Vista the…

Grass on a bus? meh.

@briank1: That's purty.

@whitehatspecial: Yes...and so are Eurostyle, Arial, etc. However, while Helvetica is a sans-serif font, there is a font named Sans Serif that is in the public domain and is therefore royalty-free. The two are similar but decidedly not the same. One is also considerably cheaper to use.

@Cheeseslap spanks his ACR for being good: Funny you should mention 7's...I saw my first one this weekend. I meant to post yesterday but work got in the way. Like a teenager's first sex, it didn't last long and the details are a little fuzzy....but WOW!

That settles it. We need to ban PT Cruisers.

@hawkeye18: Sad but true. Still, HAHAHAHAHA!