Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

Good thing we’ve outlawed using our cell phones while driving so that we can now be focused on the massive 10" screen off to the side to control the entire car...much safer!

I will admit, that was my first thought as well. “Where does she work, at a meth lab?”

Doggo is way less pitbull than I would have guessed

Putting windshield wiper controls in a freaking menu that you have to poke around for on a touchscreen while you are driving in the rain is a perfect example of how Tesla is a techbro company first, car company second.

The guy who put all the stereo gear into a PT Loser is her boyfriend. She’s obviously not a rocket surgeon.

His girlfriend looks like she’s 20 years older than him and really likes meth....

You should see the Chevy Astro builds that the DB Drag Racing people do. Fifty thousand dollars worth of audio equipment in a car worth five hundred bucks, and the audio equipment can’t even play music.

He looks about exactly like I expected. Less backwards hat, though.

I’ve put hundreds of hours and my girlfriend’s put all her money into the car.

“I didn’t know it was doing this ... Nobody told me it was doing this.”

At the hearing, the Sun reports, Hamilton was asked by the judge: “Why do you insist on playing your stereo so loud?”

He’s willing to spend $70 grand. Why would you NOT get the V?

Ford Flex Ecoboost. The anti-CUV. Designed with a ruler and not remotely lozenge shaped. 365hp stock. Three useful rows. I think they’re hilarious and have seriously considered one just for the “Did that blue refrigerator just smoke me off the light?” reaction.

Or you could just get an ecoboost flex and tune it or box it for an extra 100hp. High 12's in that brick will surprise a lot of people.

Get out.

The participants were arranged left-to-right according to the quantity of facial hair and right-to-left according to smileage.

Meanwhile in the real world a federal disaster has already been declared (by trump no less) allowing for the use of FEMA and other federal monies to be used in structure protection, and helping affected people.

Actually no you can’t. Doesn’t matter the drug, its a DUI, don’t do it.

The problem is maintenance. If they have every random vehicle in the world, there is no way to standardize training and keep everything consistently maintained.