He should’ve stolen a cop car; Vigilante Mode is way more fun.

There is no such thing as puppy-phobia. It’s impossible.

“Matte silver.” :-)

To their credit, they have some of the best silver paint.

My 20 year old Volvo scoffs in the face of such advice. I find I can cure most any fault on the car by driving it, slowly and in the passing lane, and never using the turn signal.

It hurts my brain to think about the teams of people they need to scour over every detail to ensure there’s a appropriate response already prepared for every question like this that comes up in these movies.

According to IGN, sourced from Empire (magazine I think):

Bitch, this is like all I do.

Because us Jalops find it fun.

“Games haven’t increased in price.” other than slicing up games into DLC, season passes, legendary editions, etc.. In order to get all content in a game you need to often spend upwards of $100 and you then there’s still microtransactions in those same games.

BUT MY PRINCIPLES THAT ALLOW ME TO IGNORE HOW GAMES HAVEN’T INCREASED IN PRICE FOR THE BETTER PART OF 2 DECADES BUT DON’T ALLOW ME TO ACCEPT MICRO-TRANSACTIONS!

My tinfoil hat is telling me that the owner wants to be rid of the car and knows he won’t be able to recover even a small fraction of his money invested. He’ll probably have the first renter fill the tank with 87, blow the engine, then submit a ridiculous claim to Turo.

I give this 8 out of 10 Jesse’s.

Agreed, it is a visual clusterfuck

Life in Aggro has some pretty nice art but pretty terrible layout/design.

Coupee!

Every time I see it I get sick. It’s such a design mess. I look at it and just skip it completely.

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.