Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

NP, because this leaves me with $499 for the go-fast bits for LeMons.

You mean to tell me Taco Bell doesn’t serve freshly diced and seasoned kobe beef?

That’s a relief, I thought you were going to say the meat comes straight out of a dog food can.

It’s Taco Bell. I’ve always *assumed* the meats and such were precooked.

That sounds ideal.

Honestly I don’t mean to discount Uber/Lyft drivers, but to me it seems like more of something to do as a hobby in a bit of free time than a full-time career. Get an hour or two here or there, grab some people, spend some time driving around, get your maintenance and gas costs covered, done. Maybe it’s just me who…

“taking the job of someone who works really hard in the same industry and knows the job, roads, and etiquette like the back of his/her hand.”

Not me until just now.

WE WILL

A shield. How quaint.

Goddamn autocorrect. MUSCLE car, not musical.

Staryu and Starmie are star-shaped Pokemon. Staryu evolves into Starmie.

This is how Trump can make America great again.

Yeah for 30 days, not 3 years

Oh yes, let’s be clear: All multi-billion-dollar corporations are equally disgusting.

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

This was the exact moment this game had my money.

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Yes, but a real game.