Yo I know some of you have no taste whatsoever and are also probably old and washed up, but:

“Bro what’s that gunk on your tire?”

I kinda hope they are?

“stranded on an abandoned island” *spawn in and sees 10 000 abandoned structures, massive fortresses, 10 geared players who shoot you on sight. * ok, I’ll just play singleplayer/private server with friends.

Velocipedes. What a fantastic word. I am going to visit a non-motorized conveyance establishment on the morrow so I can request their salesman to produce with much haste their finest and most opulent velocipedes.

This was my question when I read the headline. I bet it is like one giant toll lane with nothing by oil, grease and no adhesion, lousy air and nothing but noise. Hell of a way to die, but then I wouldn’t want to do the GW either. The traffic on that thing is murder. Really the only good answer is not to go to New…

I guess I’m one of the few that prefer to play this game in single player.

The one with the hot wife and the power to not lose if there was a war?

I’m on board with this. Can anyone actually think of a car with an OEM wing that isn’t fun??

You mean the guys with jacked up trucks ALL OVER THE NEWS that were travelling from all over Houston to rescue people, ease boats into deep water and take supplies to folks?

Those were basically the only vehicles from the flooded areas that survived and they were all running around the past 4 days rescuing people from their homes. They still may not have left pavement technically but the lifts and big tires sure helped them get around

The “arm chair” journalists and related media would have us believe that the only people who can assist in situations like this is the state/fed government, local LEO/Fire and Military. In their view, volunteer civilians simply cannot have the necessary training or even remotely understand how to assist others in an…

Seriously... assembling a large, volunteer force to rescue people is “for better and worse”, because a guy helping people dares to mention he heard gunfire... and right after that they crosspost an article telling journalists to stop shaming looters.

Well, they wouldn’t if you were a professional LEO or in the military.

Hopefully all these GUNS I BROUGHT ON THE RESCUE BOAT don’t accidentally DISCHARGE AND SHOOT A BABY IN IT’S FACE

Fuck Gawker, fuck Eric Shilling, fuck CNN. I’m here, I’ve seen these things happen. I’m on these boats. You’re actually trying to detract from the people pulling out flood victims? You deserve your own special place in hell.

Maybe, but if he is telling the truth, it would seem wise to be warn people to be cautious as they help people. Getting murdered for your boat as a volunteer would suck the most.

Well, that’s that. They better pack it up and go home. Damn them for trying to help and do good in this imperfect world.

The most delicious militia in America.

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime