He’s probably also jealous that Slim is an ACTUAL billionaire instead of a pretend one.

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

Who in their right mind would think that cupcake is racist? Delicious, sure, but RACIST?! What bunch of kooks!!

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Yes. Hillary is rarely shady but that was such a master level of shade. It was so much about the maneuvering and the inability to take it as anything bad except for the fact that it prevented her from directly complimenting him, which is to say, SHADY AF. Someone’s been learning from Michelle Obama.

It was a very adept sidestep. Her response was impeccable - how do you find fault with someone praising your kids? And at the same time, she didn’t say anything directly good about him. In fact, the audience laughed when she spoke.

At least Tiffany was too far away for him to touch. Save yourself, Tiffany.

Any of your white buddies ever throw a shot at a cop? Didn’t think so. I guess that might be the primary difference, not the white part.

14 year old with a gun usually isn’t out selling cookies.

This is going to be an incredibly unpopular opinion, I’m sure, but the simple fact is when you reach a certain level of success in certain fields your right to declare “I don’t want attention” becomes nil.

So many of the tRump children look like taxidermied weasels!

Be careful, Rudy’s house must be made of bullet proof glass.

“Downright disrespectful” would be a step up for this bigoted, misogynistic, racist, xenophobic, sexist mother-fucking asshole. I HATE him so much.

Reality has a liberal bias.

I don’t have enough hands.

Oh, not to worry she did.

“Well, listen to what you just heard...”

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

He’s more than a creeper. The first victim was a college student who asked him for advice via email, wondering if she should major in Political Science or History as a segway in to politics. His “advice” was a dic pic. His own staff says he was violent and awful, often throwing furniture around, having one of the…