Just two of them. The one Sand Snake with a nudity clause in her contract remains alive. Funny, that.

He's a Lord, and likely married to a rich woman. He's probably just chilling, enjoying his money.

I don't know, it worked out ok for Tywin Lannister.

No, Vulture did an article on it recently.

They're gonna feel pretty bad when they find out who Jon's real dad is.

It's on loan from Lake Town.

I meant Azor Ashai, not R'hollor. R'hollor is the Red God. Azor is the Prince(ss) and wielder of Lightbringer, the sword of eternal flame.

There is no Theon, only Reek.

No, this was Naked Snake, aka Bronn's Bad Pussy Snake.

No, that was Whip Snake.

Yes, it does. Show Dany is Dumb Dany.

Meh, fill the jar halfway up with water and shake it, like kids stealing liquor from their parents.

Did you know??? DragonSTONE is full of…..DragonGLASS? What are the chances of THAT?

The Prince who was Promised was a Targaryan prophesy. It's why Rhaeagar eloped with Lyanna, because he thought he was supposed to father the prince and his current wife couldn't bear any more children (also love, I suppose). R'hollor seems to be the Red Priest version of that, just like the Stallion Who Mounts the…

That's what milk of the poppy is. I have no idea why Sam didn't get some for Jorah. Maybe the restricted section of the library is easier to break into than Professor Snape's laboratory.

Oh, that's fair. I get it.

EXACTLY.

I keep reading surprised reactions to Missandei's translation that it could be a prince or princess. Maester Aemon said the exact same thing back in season 2. Did everybody forget that? And why doesn't Dany know that? High Valeryian is her native language.

Well technically, it was annulled due to it never being consummated. I'm not sure what that makes them. I guess in the eyes of the Seven, they were never really married, but in the eyes of everyone else, Sansa has been a Stark, a Lannister, a Bolton, and a Stark again.

You joke, but I would watch the shit out of that show. Bonus points if it come with recipes at the end of every episode.